What Didn't Work:
Best Scene - Briggs tries to talk Jakes down but Jakes closes off / Briggs comforts Charlie
Most Intense - Johnny vs. Solano
Best Quote - Briggs about Mike: "So what do you think? Asleep? Dead? Indifferent?" / Charlie: "Mike, at some point you have to stop acting like you invented undercover."
Best Reason to Watch - both Paige and Johnny get meaty roles this time
Best Reason to Fast Forward - house politics and room roulette
Best Character Interaction - Briggs and Jakes
Biggest Douche - I'm thinking about retiring this category because it is ALWAYS Mike
Biggest Surprise - Paige speaks Ukranian
Biggest Waste of Time - Zeke, right now. Why even introduce him if you oust him in episode 3?
Best Camera Shot - Jakes through the glass of whiskey
Best Call - Mike tries to pass off the choice between Jakes and Zeke to the house instead of making the call himself. Best decision he's made all season. Too bad the house chucked it back to him.
Biggest WTH Moment - That drug guy just up and stabbed Paige with no warning. What the heck?
The "Poor Baby" Award - Now Paige gets points for the sheer brutality of her wound, but I feel for Johnny tonight. No one thinks he can do his job. When he does it, no one congratulates him. Plus he's had 2 people walk out of him without planning on saying goodbye. Add almost getting shot and he's had a rough week.
Most Uncomfortable Bed - Mike and Briggs put Jakes on 3 rolling chairs. Seriously guys, the floor would be more comfortable.
The "Say What?" Award - Johnny picks Zeke over Jakes. Are you kidding me? Yeah, I get that the guy just head butted him, but Johnny's all about protecting the house and Jakes is part of the house.
Best Reveal - Briggs is out of narcotics deals. Makes sense considering he was skimming heroin off their busts.
Biggest Psycho - Carlito Solano
Best Sarcasm - Jakes, hands down
Other Quotes -
Briggs: "I guess that means too many corpses not enough coffins." Johnny: "Man, why don't we just vote somebody off?"
Charlie: "This room here is a sanctimony-free room."
Briggs: "I've always wanted to buy you shiny, pretty things."
Paige: "We're moving too fast. There's no hurry up offense in undercover work."
Jakes: "Man, I know you. I know you. You looking for someone to save, you better look in the mirror."
Mike: "Well LA is full of misguided fashion statements."
Mike: "You're not Briggs." Johnny: "Yeah, well neither are you."
Briggs: "I wish I could convince you that you and I don't need any fixing, but I can't. Maybe we can help her."
Jakes: "And pass up on an ocean-side mansion with free rent?" Paige: "You don't even like the ocean." Jakes: "No, I really don't."
Mike: "Jakes, we finally got it man." Jakes: "Go us."
Screencaps by TV Fantasy, Got To Watch It, I Love Graceland, Parleopelate, and me.