Thursday, December 11, 2014
White Collar - 6.04 - All's Fair - Recap and Episode Awards
Previously - Neal infiltrated the Pink Panthers to gain freedom from the FBI, Keller and Neal with help from Mozzie broke into a vault as well as broke a woman's heart, and the FBI figured out the Panthers wanted to rob a shipment from an airline but didn't know what or which one.
Best Reason to Watch - Neal trying to protect Mozzie\
Best Reaction - Neal (and me) to Mozzie saying he has a wife
Biggest Twist - Mozzie has a wife
Best Moment - both Mozzie and Peter go for the plates when El asks for them
Best Continuity - Mozzie's taxi
Best Flirt - Mozzie and Eva exchange pickpocketing when they first meet again
Most Starling - Conroy assaults Mozzie
Welcome Back" Award - Megan Dodds, who played Marguerite in Ever After
Most Smooth - Peter and Neal grab Mozzie by the arm right when he's going towards his wife and march him out to the stairwell
Most Like a Kindergartener - Mozzie has a boo boo and he makes as much of a deal out of it as my kindergarteners when they have a slightly red hangnail
Least Convincing - Moz when he tells Peter he'll stay out of it. For a con artist, Mozzie doesn't lie well.
The "Poor Baby" Award - Mozzie is feeling ill used by everyone this episode from his best friend to his ex
Best Double Talk - Neal and Mozzie when meeting Jack Conroy
Most Incongruous - Mozzie rides in on a kid's scooter in a suit
Most Uncomfortable Stakeout - Peter, Neal, and Mozzie all in a car together for a protracted time. That sounds like a recipe for disaster to me.
Best Slip in of a Conspiracy Theory - in the conversation with El, Mozzie clearly believes Paul McCartney died a long time ago
1. Neal: "Mozzie claims he was beaten." Peter: "Mozzie also claims the government uses fluoride to control my mind."
2. Moz: "Five years ago there would be no Neal, no Suit for that matter. By myself, I would have walked right into your trap." Eva: "You're not working alone. Uh, I didn’t see that coming." Moz: "Five years ago I wouldn’t either."
3. Neal: "I know this doesn't end with and they lived happily ever after." Moz: "No, our fairytale ending was more in the traditional German oeuvre." Neal: "Oh tragedy, betrayal, diminutive man lead astray by a cunning vixen."
Scrrencaps by Springfield Springfield, White Collar Obsession, TV Guide, Celebrity Dirty Laundry, and me.