Previously - Malia was a coyote and screwed Stiles, Kira learned Scott is a werewolf, Mystery Motorcycle Chick (Braeden) kicked everyone's butt, Lydia is a banshee, Allison died, Mama Fratelli tortured Derek and Peter about Kate, Kate did NOT die (big sigh), but did become a werejaguar and kidnapped Derek. Lots happened last season.
Grade and Episode Awards:
Best Scene - Scott roars away Skeletor / Malia tells Stiles that she would never leave him but she'd leave the others in a second
Best Quote - Lydia: "What kind of shape is sociopathic b**?" / Stiles: "What makes you think we came alone?" / Scott: "I think I scared it." MMC: "I think you scared everything."
Best Action - Kira and Malia kick henchmen butt (albeit with the silliest nunchucks on the planet)
Best Reason to Watch - Malia
Best Reason to Fast Forward - Kira, except when she's kicking butt
MVP / Best Snark - Malia, every time she opened her mouth
Least Likely to Ever End - the rave, where no one stops dancing even when someone breaks out nunchucks, others have guns, and one guy is throw into a wall halfway across the room
Best Declaration of Love - Stiles will never abandon his Jeep. Ever. And I adore him for it.
Dumbest Plan - It's not the Mama Fratelli negotiation/break-in. It's the fact that all these hunting clans mark their bullets with special designs. Way to make it easier for the police to tie your murders together.
Dumbest Question - Scott to Malia: "Would you kill half a dozen people to get out?" Of course she would. She just said she's eat her own to survive. I doubt killing some shady people who were going to kill her would be a blip on the radar.
Best Character Interaction - Stiles and Lydia bickering
Biggest WTH Moment - Teen Derek
The "Are You Kidding Me?" Award - Malia and Kira say they need a flashlight. Seriously? Your eyes are your flashlight. You know that infrared vision you both have. Gah!
Best Fake Out - as Stiles and Lydia walk through the hallway, the mood screams that they are about to die but when they open the door, it is just a rave
Best Reason to Double Check Your Info - The plan wasn't that terrible. It was all the terrible intel they had. Did they get a single assumption right?
Most Embarrassing - Kira dancing. When even Malia is laughing at your lack of social skills, you need some help.
Biggest Lesson - once again Teen Wolf explains the title. Once again, I don't care.
Biggest Plot Device - Scott figures out that Kate is alive while being tortured by Mama Fratelli
Biggest Anvil - the 2, count them, 2 pan ins on Malia's cut. Guess what's going to be a plot point probably next week. I'm betting the berserkers follow her to Beacon Hills.
Most in Need of Automotive Skills - Stiles. I love your love for your Jeep but you've got to be able to fix it better.
@MelissaPonzio1 and @lindenashby - Melissa Ponzio and Linden Ashby, who had a great sequence about not knowing their kids were in Mexico and how much trouble they were going to be in when they got back
Best Fan Tweets -
@JustJeanine - @MTVteenwolf I think Stiles' jeep is the real unsung martyr of #TeenWolf
@getready2ignite - I'm really excited to see everyone grow as a Pack and not into separate romantic couples who fight baddies together. #TeenWolf
@diannamv4 - loving the fact that scott's s4 pack is a lot of badass ladies and one dude who fumbles around offering rides and moral support #teenwolf
@Boifromipanema - Awww damn. The SheWolf got Derek in the closet. Let him out so he can breath *breath breath #kateargent #teenwolf @MTVteenwolf
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