Quote of the Week - Week of April 6

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.

The Big Bang Theory -

Sheldon: "Let me put this in a way you'll understand, Penny. You remember how you explained to me that the Kardashians aren't real celebrities. Well, geology is the Kardashians of science." (Dahne)

Sheldon: "Couldn't sleep." Penny: "I told you those Walking Dead pillowcases were a bad idea." (Dahne)

The Crazy Ones -

Simon: "You're cheating. You're on Wikipedia and this page is not even verified." (Dahne)

Andrew: "That was our fourth lunch. I returned the keys 3 days ago. Guess what that means. Lesson is learned. Don't be nice. Help no one." Zach: "I do not accept that. You're not that guy. I need you to be Andrew the Good. We've got to find a way out of this Jean situation." (Dahne)

Elementary -

Dead Alastair: "I'm sorry I let you down." Sherlock: "You didn't let me down. What you did has got nothing to do with me. I understand that. I came here today because…um, because I loved you very much and I wanted you to know that you'll be missed." (Dahne)

Sherlock: "Upon tasting it…" Watson: "Wait. You tasted the anthrax?" (Dahne)

Game of Thrones -

Oberyn Martell: "Tell your father I’m here. And tell him the Lannisters aren’t the only ones who pay their debts." (Samy Bgs and Sandi)

Arya: "Something wrong with your leg boy." Polliver: "What, what, what do you mean?" Arya: "Can you walk, I got to carry you." Polliver: "Carry you?" Arya: "Fine little blade. Maybe I'll pick my teeth with it." (Sandi)



NCIS -

Delilah: "Are you alone, Tony?" Tony: "In my own way." McGee: "Tony, what are you doing in the closet?" Tony: "Finding myself." (Tonya Papanikolas)






NCIS: LA -

Deeks: “Sam went undercover for an entire year as a somnambulist – you know, one of those wine guys.” Sam: “Sommelier, Deeks. Somnambulist is a sleepwalker – kind of like what you do on the job.” (Tonya Papanikolas and Dahne)

Deeks: "We haven't had a lot of time to chat since you've been back." Kensi: "I know. That's gonna change." Deeks: "You mean... it's gonna change?... Does that mean that... Wait a minute, are you back?" Kensi: "It sure looks like it." Deeks: "That's good news.... I was getting a little worried because I'm pretty sure Nell was falling in love with me." (Kensi punches Deeks in the chest.) Deeks: "God! ... And there she is." Kensi: "Here I am. It's good to be back." Deeks: "It's good to have you back." (Tonya Papanikolas)

Once Upon a Time -

Hook: "Perhaps I can talk to him." Emma: "About what? Leather conditioner and eyeliner?" (Samy Bgs)

Reign -

Mary: "I’m the Queen of Scotland, not the Queen of Marie de Guise." (Samy Bgs and Sandi)

Bash: "Father, I think Queen Penelope is getting jealous, you know how women are around you." Henry: "It's a burden sometimes." (Sandi)



Screencaps by Digital Spy, Uverse Online, MSN, Glide, Once Podcast, and International Business Times.

About the Author - Dahne

One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, and co-hosts the Warehouse 13, Sleepy Hollow "Headless," and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Currently she writes a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."