Teen Wolf premieres on Tuesday, Nov. 15 on MTV at 9/8 C.
Best Scene - Stiles realizes his dad…
Best Team - Lydia and Malia
Best Character Interaction - Stiles and Lydia
Best Bromance - Scott and Stiles
Best Reaction (funny) - Malia realizes that Lydia…
Best Dichotomy - how Scott and Stiles view senior year
Best Entrance - Malia
Worst Plan - no consequences from last year
Worst Timing - Stiles keeps interrupting Malia's yearbook photo
Biggest Dummy - Liam for not trying the door
Biggest Mystery - What's up with the helium?
Biggest Question - How do the Ghost Riders choose who they are stealing?
Most Desperate - Stiles
Most Loyal - Lydia
Most Missed - Kira
Most Pointless - Corey stealing…
Most Powerful - Ghost Riders
Most Relatable - Scott and Stiles watching the clock
Most Likely to Be Evil - hot new science teacher
Slowest on the Uptake - Stiles
Smartest Plan - not splitting up…until they do split up
Lesson of the Week - Schrödinger's cat
Fandom Group Most Likely to Be Happy - shippers of Lydia and Stiles
The "That's the Kind of Sense That Doesn't" Award - the recapitation of Stiles' blank yearbook form
The "Hey, I Guess the Word of the Day Calendar Paid Off" Award - Scott: "Or maybe you're sublimating the stress of graduating by avoiding key milestones."
Best if Most Predictable Music - Riders on the Storm
Teen Wolf Tropes (aka Bingo Card alert) -staring intently off in the distance, half naked (and implied fully naked) teens, new hot guy, shots of Stiles' hands, pointless recapitations, lingering shots of random people in hallways, lots of physical humor
"I got your text. You said you needed my help…Oh God. That kind of help."
"I mean that they don't need us anymore." "Oh, they need us. They just don't know it." "We're all going off to college soon so Beacon Hills is going to have to survive without us." "Beacon Hills would burn to the ground without us."
"It's called the Wild Hunt. It's a myth, only apparently it's real like every other myth in this town that should just really remain a nightmare."
"Lydia, you're so smart I could kiss you right now." "Do not kiss me."
"Now why don't you tell me your name?"
"Scott is a sworn protector of Beacon Hills." "He can protect it at 3:30."
"That's not creepy at all."
"This is a sheriff's station. You don't lose a child in the sheriff's station."
"Who is this?"
"Why does it matter how they're dead? Dead is dead."
"You want to split up?" "Uhhh, absolutely NOT."
Watch Teen Wolf next Tuesday on MTV at 9/8C.
Screencaps from Hypable, EW, TV Line, and SpoilerTV.