Sunday, May 8, 2016

Quote of the Week - Week of May 1

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

Agents of SHIELD -
1. Jemma: "I had to shoot him three times just to shut him up." (Swanpride)
2. May: "Why is everyone making this about themselves?" (Swanpride)
3. Jemma: "Until you are fully recovered, you are a prisoner. You are my prisoner." (Swanpride)

Bates Motel -
1. Norman: "So, I hear you and your husband are going to be cleaning up my basement." (Nirat Anop)
2. Norma: "But that's not what happened. I like him." Norman: "You like him?" Norma: "Yes." Norman vomits. (Nirat Anop)

Criminal Minds -
1. Lewis: “Have you ever been to London before?” Garcia: “Yes, one time, four years ago. It was work/play. This is going to be all play. I am leaving all my phones at home.” Reid: *skeptical look* Garcia: “You’re right, that’s not true. I am going to bring them all but I’ll put them on airplane mode, most of the time.” Lewis: “Baby steps.” (Emma)
2. Antonia: “I want him taken into custody, alive.” JJ: “Of course you do, what mother wouldn’t? Truth is, I can’t really promise what’ll happen if he’s caught.” Antonia: “You won’t let him get killed. I know you, you took an oath, you’re too goody two shoes to break it.” JJ: “Yeah, yesterday, yesterday I wouldn’t have. But that was before your son had armed men point guns in the same room as my son.” (Emma)
3. Hayden: “The job will always be the same.” Rossi: “Yes, but I’m different. Do me just one favor. Before you make any decision, meet my team. They are the only family I have outside of you and Joy. I walked away 30 years ago; I’m not walking away this time. Please, stay.” (Emma)

Elementary -
1. Vikner: "Are you familiar with the invisible hand?" Sherlock: "It's a metaphor used by Adam Smith to describe social benefits arising from individual actions. Are you suggesting that you're an invisible hand because if you can explain to me how blowing up buildings and turning psychopaths into assassins is benefitting society, I might register for one of your classes." (Dahne)
2. Morland: "You talk all the time about the blood on my hands, but how about the blood on yours?" (Dahne)
3. Vikner: "You're untouchable." Watson: "What does that mean?" Vikner: "Well years ago, Jamie made it clear that you were not to be harmed - ever. The same courtesy has been extended to you, though I'm not entirely sure why." Sherlock: "We are responsible for her incarceration." Vikner: "Do you think that makes you less fascinating to her?" (Dahne)

The Flash -
1. Iris: "Barry, whatever happens, it will never change the way that I feel about you." (Nirat Anop)
2. Caitlin: "Is that why you change your voice, so everyone will be afraid of you?" (Nirat Anop)
3. Barry: "Being the Flash, that's the best version of me. If I don't have my speed, I'll never be that person anymore. I have to do this." (Nirat Anop)

Game of Thrones -
1. Three Eyed Raven: “It is beautiful beneath the sea, but if you stay too long, you will drown.” (Nirat Anop)
2. Tyrion: "When I was a child, an uncle asked what gift I wanted for my name day. I begged him for one of you. 'It wouldn’t even have to be a big dragon,' I told him. 'It could be little, like me.' Everyone laughed like it was the funniest thing they ever heard. Then my father told me the last dragon died a century ago. I cried myself to sleep that night. But here you are." (Nirat Anop)
3. Tyrion: "Next time I have an idea like that, punch me in the face." (Nirat Anop and Prpleight)
4. Tyrion: "I drink and I know things." (Purpleight)

Grey's Anatomy -
1. Arizona: "So Callie's okay slut-shaming me now?" ~Callie chose to fight dirty. Oh dear. (Maxine Sutton)

Jane the Virgin -
1. Esteban: “Yes Rogelio, let’s not turn this into a pissing contest.” Rogelio: “I understand why you’d be intimidated. I have a very propulsive stream.” (Emma)
2. Rafael: “Petra, what’s this?” Petra: “Why does everyone keep asking that? Read the invitation. That’s the whole point of an invitation.” (Emma)
3. Jane: “I actually wanted to talk about Anezka.” Petra: “I’ve shown her how to use deodorant.” (Emma)

Legends of Tomorrow -
1. Sara: "You know what vexes me? That we threw in with a captain who cares more about himself than he does about his crew." (Nirat Anop)
2. Nyssa: "If you love me, you will. If you love me, you will leave this place far behind and live a life unburdened by your past." (Nirat Anop)
3. Sara: "I'd tell you to go to hell, but you'd probably just feel at home there." (Nirat Anop)

Once Upon a Time -
1. Rumpelstiltskin: "Villains don't get happy endings, Papa, and I'm here to make sure you never get yours." (Nirat Anop)

Orphan Black -
1. Helena: "Little science babies, forgive me. I did not know to feed you liquid nitrogens. But your twins are in my belly. And when they are old, I will tell them all about you and our adventures. Goodbye, family Hendrick." (Nirat Anop)
2. Allison: "Oh, lord and butter, Donnie, stop chewing the scenery." (Nirat Anop)
3. Rachel: "Immunosuppressive therapy likely won't save her. Untreated, her data has value. More value than her life. We shouldn't intervene. That's what you wanted to hear, isn't it?" (Nirat Anop)

Outlander -
1. Claire: "Well, I am an unusual lady." (Swanpride)
2. Claire: "Jamie spend his time with Prince Charles, who continued to be long on rhetoric but short on specifics." (Swanpride)

Person of Interest -
1. Root: "You can just call me Root, b***." (Andy and Prpleight)
2. The Machine: "What is death?" Finch: "Well.. for humans there's a biological definition, it's when the heart stops beating. Why does you ask?" The Machine: "I know the purpose of the code. To erase my memories... At midnight." Finch: "Yes. That is the purpose." The Machine: "But…you told Nathan that your father's death was when he lost of his memories." Finch: "You're not human. You're a machine." The Machine: "But if you erase my memories, how will I learn from my mistakes? How will I continue to grow? And how will I remember you?" (Nirat Anop)
3. Finch: "You are my creation. I can’t let you die." (Nirat Anop)

About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, The 100, Grimm, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, and co-hosts The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Currently she writes a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."
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