Thursday, February 25, 2016
Teen Wolf - 5.18 - Maid of Gevaudan - Recap and Episode Awards
Previously - Parrish met his inner hellhound, bloody shoes because the vital clue, La Bête joined the lacrosse game, Theo got a steampunk scientist helmet for his cosplay fantasy, and everyone (except me) wanted to know who the beast was.
Best Reason to Watch / Best Action - library fight
Best Scene - Marie kills her brother / students find out Scott's a werewolf
Best Twist - Sebastian is La Bête
Best Reaction - the students to seeing Scott wolf out
Best Possibility - Lydia could be the new Maid of Gevaudan
Best Slide into Home - Marie as she goes for the sword
Least Reliable Narrator / Most Snoreworthy - Gerard
Most Dramatic Unveiling Since Liam Took Off His Helmet in 4.01 - Marie pus down her hood
Most Likely to Inspire Me to Put an Ice Pick Through My Eyes - Gerard's voiceovers
Biggest Red Herring???? - I'm not ready to call Mason as La Bête yet. He may be. He may not.
Biggest Huh? - So is Marcel the hellhound and the cellar is Gevaudan's version of the nematon?
Biggest Problem - sheer boredom unrelieved by Coach humor, Stiles snark, Sheriff or Mama McCall competence, Malia importance, Theo conniving, or a plot that makes sense
Biggest Laugh - still Smoky La Bête CGI
Weirdest Remake - Save Tonight by Zayde Wolf
The "You Give AARP a Bad Name" Award - Gerard, aka Grandpa Evil
The "Say What?" Award - So you're telling me that Sebastian became La Bête because he drank "rainwater from the paw print of a wolf"? What the heck kind of nonsense is that?
The "Welcome Back" Award - Crystal Reed, formerly known as Allison
Best Quotes -
1. Hayden: "Okay, okay, what do you guys usually do when this happens?" Stiles: "Oh, I usually pass out. Still might do that."
2. Henri: "I have spent half a lifetime gathering the implements and skills to survive a werewolf. I can teach you if you want to know." Marie: "I do not care about surviving one. I want to know how to kill one."
3. Argent: "Because as much as we believe Parrish could take on the beast, neither of us think he's our only hope at stopping it." Lydia: "What do you mean?" Argent: "We think there's another." Gerard: "You."
4. Marie: "I hunt animals, not rumors."
5. Malia: "Braeden, it's me. I'm at the school and we need you. Bring your shotgun. Bring all your shotguns."
Screencaps by Teen Wolf Wikia, Teen Wolf Tumblr, Matthew Daddarios, AlohaNickk, Parole Pelate, and Teen Wolf Tumblr.