Sunday, September 7, 2014
Teen Wolf - A Promise to the Dead - Recap and Episode Awards
Previously…the Fratellis wanted Kate but we got stuck with her instead, a Mexican church housed more bones than Beacon Hills, the dead pool list was anticlimactically just over and the fandom went "Huh," and Peter wanted to kill Scott and the fandom went "what's new." Such goes this season.
Teen Wolf Wikia, it appears Malia is 13 and 15 and 16 and 17 and 18 per Teen Wolf lore. Good to know, show. Nothing like making your own canon clear as mud. I swear this show takes place in 2016. But Teen Wolf can't be bogged down by mundane timeline issues when there are make out sessions to begin. Malia, getting nowhere traditionally, kisses Stiles awake. He protests since he hasn't brushed his teeth, but Malia doesn't care. I'm far more interested in the PlexiWall of Death, which shows Malia told Stiles about the Desert Wolf. Maybe they are beyond the secrets now. One can only hope.
Only Important Scenes - Kate tries to make Scott a berserker / possibly Triclops if he continues in season 5
Best Scene - Mama McCall confronts Scott about the money
Best Quote - Mama McCall: "Oh Scott, you can save people's lives but you cannot save them from life. Life is full of struggles."
MVP - Parrish / Malia
Best Reason to Watch - none, just watch the previouslies next episode to get caught up
Funniest Scene - Sheriff invites Stiles and Malia to dinner
Most Interesting - Triclops, who may end up the best villain of the whole season
Best Sign - looks like money woes will end as quickly as they came. Good riddance.
Most Gratuitous Eye Candy - Braeden in her underwear with a gun
Screencaps by TV Fanatic, Pinterest, Show Spoilers, and Teen Wolf Wikia.