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Ted Lasso -
1. Seth: "Pew research shows that two feminine women in a relationship sends a problematic message." Evan: "Yeah, this isn't Penthouse Forum." Seth: "Americans are more accepting of gays when they're in clear-cut gender role relationships, like Ellen and Portia." (Folie-lex)
2. Hughie [assembling bomb]: "Is this right? [quietly to himself] Just like Home Alone, except way less delightful." (Folie-lex)
3. Starlight: "No." Butcher: "No what?" Starlight: "No to that f**ing look of quiet respect, or approval or whatever that is. I don't want it. We're nothing alike. Nothing." (Folie-lex)
4. Frenchie [to Kimiko]: "I am sorry. For a long time I was trying to save you. I thought, uh, if I did, somehow that would make up for the things I've done. You never asked to be saved. You cannot absolve my, uh... sins. No one can. I know this now. So, I leave you alone." (Folie-lex)
1. Peter: "Were they all homosexual?" Des: "I don't remember asking them." Peter: "Are you homosexual, Mr.Nielsen?" Des: "Well…, uh, for the sake of convenience you should probably class me as homosexual, if that's...uh, actually true, I'm not so sure." (Folie-lex)
2. Brian: "No, Des. No. It is not your place to make objective reasons why you did these things, especially with this spurious logic." Des: "Whose place is it then? Is it yours?" Brian: "No, this book cannot be a subjective look at your life and your...your actions. We, both of us, we must remain objective, and if there are any lessons to be learned, it is up to the reader to decide, not us." (Folie-lex)
3. Brian: "When you first met him, did you believe him straight away?" Peter: "Yes I did." Brian: "And what went through your mind at that moment?" Peter: "Well I thought...Honestly? The first thing I thought was 'I hope that I'm up to this'. Don't put that in your book." Brian: "You have my word." (Folie-lex)
1. Katherine: “Do you know what it's called when women use feminism to manipulate and oppress each other?” Olive: “White feminism?” (Abir)
1. Campion Sturges: “No matter how hard you work. To keep them safe, mother, in the end, they will always destroy themselves. Over and over again. They have no future. They are antiques, chained to time. Their lives are only dying. But you, you are eternal. Pure as the expense of space.” (Elvis)
2. Mother: “He won't disappoint you, he's as loyal as they come. A fine protector. He was my equal.” (Elvis and Folie-lex)
3. Mother: "I do not wish for things. I'm not one who wants. I'm one who serves." (Folie-lex)
4. Campion: "I don't mind disagreeing with you, Paul. You can disagree and still be friends." (Folie-lex and Dahne) ~~If only more people understood this. (Dahne)
5. Mother: "Do as I say, not as I do." Campion: "What kind of stupid nonsense is that?" Father: "Campion, do not speak to your mother that way!" Mother: "You are better than me, Campion. You are special." Campion: "I'm not special. I did a violent thing, and I'll do violence again if I have to." Mother: "No, you will not! You are a pacifist!" Campion: "You mean a pushover. People listen to you, Mother, because they're afraid of what will happen if they don't." (Folie-lex)
6. Mother: "We are of a like mind, you and I." Marcus: "I don't think so. See I've seen a lot of your kind kill a lot of mine." Mother: "We're not here to repeat history." Marcus: "And yet, here we are." Mother: "We have an opportunity, you and I, to shape the future of humanity. To build a civilization founded on humanity's belief in itself." (Folie-lex)
7. Mother: "The past informs every decision a human makes, and every choice you've made has served your own self-interest." Marcus: "Actually my wife and I came here to save my son." Mother: "You have your son. And now what? You think you have what it takes to be a good parent to him?" Marcus: "It can't be that hard. You figured it out." Mother: "No. My creator did. I am what he programmed me to be: A caregiver. A mother. What do you have to give a child?" (Folie-lex)
8. Sue: “I know that Sol is a lie. But I suddenly understood how when people can't believe their luck, they have to make up a God to thank for it.” (Elvis)
1. Boimler: "We get to rub shoulders with the visiting crew, maybe impress another captain..." Mariner: "Oh you're just excited to kiss a whole new butt, aren't you?" Boimler: "Well, I wouldn't put it like that, but yes, very." (Folie-lex)
2. Ramsey: "You were taking a dive weren't you? You figured out I was gonna offer you a spot on the Oakland." Marine: "Yeah, well maybe I didn't want my best friend trying to trick me into a job I didn't want. You ever think of that?" Ramsey: "Ugh! We all thought you'd be the first captain from our class. You got the best grades, you kept us all on track. Now it seems you don't even like Starfleet." Mariner: "You used to do whatever you wanted whenever you wanted. Now you gotta check in with Durga every five minutes." Ramsey: "Because I love leading a team that puts their trust in me." Mariner: "Fine, but I don't love that everyone's always screaming at me to rank up and take charge. Why can't I just be a super great ensign?" Ramsey : "Look, how about you stop pretending to be a f** up and I'll stop trying to recruit you, and we can go save these people." Mariner: "Deal!" (Folie-lex)
3. Boilmer: "Creepy stone walls, jagged metal bars. This has alien prison written all over it." Rutherford: "A prison? Nah. No way, man. This is a dungeon." Boimler: "That's even worse!" (Folie-lex)
4. Boimler: "We can't tell you." Clar: "Whyyyyyy!? Why!?" Boimler: "Because we don't know! We never know anything! We're lower decks. No one ever tells us what's going on. We're not important enough to have anything to lie to you about." (Folie-lex)
1. Ted: "Is that grunt all I get to go on? That's okay, I'll give it a shot here. Uh, lets see. You are thinking about buying your first house. No, not that, okay. You just realised your dad might be a little racist." Roy: "Stop! He's in his 60s and he's from South London. Of course my dad's a little racist." (Folie-lex)
2. Ted: "Sounds to me like someone's trapped inside life's most complicated shape: a love triangle. Second place of course is the 'I just walked in on my mother-in-law changing into her swimsuit' dodecahedron." Roy: "Does my face look like it's in the mood for shape based jokes?" Ted: "No, Roy, it does not. But in my defense, it rarely does." (Folie-lex)
3. Keeley: "Hi, Keeley Jones, The Independent Woman. Would you please repeat what you just said?" Roy: "I'm over it. Can I take you out tonight? Please?... Uh, yeah, you." Keeley: "Keeley Jones, The Independent Woman Online Edition. So why should I trust this sudden change of heart?" Roy: " 'Cause I like you more than I hate him." (Folie-lex)
4. Ted: "Come on, now. Being a role model's a huge deal. Don't you realise that there's probably a little girl out there somewhere rocking a tiny eggplant-colored power suit, and she's just dreaming about becoming a sports executive someday. She's gonna read this article and she's gonna think 'Holy smokes. My dreams are possible'." Rebecca: "And in this scenario of yours, little girls read The Football Financial Quarterly?" Ted: "Well, who knows. Little girls are mysterious, and silly and powerful. I gave up trying to figure them out years ago." (Folie-lex)
5. Ted: "You know, I think that if you care about someone and you got a little love in your heart, there ain't nothing you can't get through together." (Folie-lex)
6. Roy: "It's not just a game to me. It's all I've ever known. It's who I am. It's all I am." Keeley: "Phoebe? Phoebe?! Can you come here for a second?" Phoebe: "You were right. Zeppelin is amazing." Keeley: "Wait 'till you hear Cream. But first, I need you to close your eyes for me, yeah? Okay. Can you describe your Uncle Roy? Everything that you can think of. Go." Phoebe: "Well, he's my uncle. His beard is scratchy. He buys me ice cream. He swears a lot. He's really funny and I love him." Keeley: "Well done, Phoebe. See? I didn't hear anything about being a footballer." Roy: "Who gives a sh** what she has to say? She's six." Keeley: "The point is, you don't know what people think about Roy Kent. Secondly, all that matters, Roy Kent, is what you think about Roy." (Folie-lex)
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