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1. Lizzie: “Don’t they call you, Professor Psychopath?” Dylan: “While I may have a fascination with psychopaths, it does not mean I am one.” Lizzie: “Judging by the way you eat your pizza, I’m not so sure.”
2. Lizzie: “Does my looking into your background bother you?” Dylan: “What bothers me is that you haven’t yet said who wants to kill me.”
3. Julian: “No room for relationships in our business. That’s why I’m single.” Dylan: “You’re single because no woman in her right mind would marry you.” Julian: “That too.”
1. Peyton (enters a kitchen full of cakes): “This is how an episode of Grey's Anatomy started.” (Marko)
2. Clive: “Was that your attempt at orchestrating a meet cute?” Liv: “It was more of a mug cute.” Ravi: “Or a meet cup.” Clive: “Do not pile onto this Parent Trap.” Liv: “You’re really putting the ‘no’ in Babineaux.”
3. Clive reading Liv’s message board post: “I want to spend the rest of my life decomposing with you.” Liv: “What? What? It’s zombie romance.” Ravi and Clive: “Noooooooooooo.” Clive: “It’s desperate.” Ravi: “It’s what someone would point to if you decapitated a stranger on a bus and they were looking for warning signs.”
4. Ravi: “He’s still not here and this place makes Freddy Krueger's basement look like the Wonka factory.”
1. Aiden: “Where is your very handsy friend?” Paul: “Apparently she found someone looking more like her father.” (Marko)
1. Mosley: “I’m staking my reputation on your team.” Hetty: “As you should.” Mosley: “You don’t ever doubt them?” Hetty: “No.” Mosley: “Why not?” Hetty: “Because I hand-picked each and every one of them.”
2. Mosley: “You do know that these teams are never designed to permanently work together.” Hetty: “I understand.” Mosley: “Team members become too familiar, walls come down, relationships develop.” Hetty: “Sounds like a family to me.”
3. Callen: “I have to say I had my doubts.” Sam: “It’s okay to be impressed.”
1. Sylvester: “Patty, you have loads of friends - Ralph, Paige, Walter, Toby, the entire team - and that puts you way ahead of where I was at your age.” Patty: “You had a tough time in high school?” Sylvester: “The toughest.” Patty: “So it gets better?” Sylvester: “It gets so much better. Patty, you’re going to go on to do great things. You’re already on your way. Trust me. I wouldn’t lie to my friend.”
2. Toby: “Cabe, come on, buddy. Wake up. If you die on this trip, I’ll never be able to enjoy zydeco music ever again.” (Cabe wakes up.) Cabe: “Zydeco music sucks.”
3. Cabe: “Quicksand? I haven’t seen quicksand since The Princess Bride. Now that was an awesome movie. Have no fear, Buttercup. I will save you.” Toby: “I’m a dead man.”
1. Luke to Clary: “They're both a part of you, kiddo. The light and the dark, whether you like it or not.” (Ami)
2. Alec to Magnus: “I've always dreamt of meeting someone like you.” (Ami)
3. Magnus to Raphael: “I practically raised you. I can read you like an open book, in all capital letters.” (Ami)
1. Maya: “If he can be black, he can be British.” (Marko)
2. Jimmy, seeing blonde workers in his yard: “You, Scandinavian animals. (hushes them with) Ikea! Ikea! Ikea!” (Marko)
1. Lucy: “Do you have any idea what they’re talking about?” Rufus: “I think it’s smuggler talk. That or they’re both having a stroke.”
2. Wyatt: “What?” Rufus: “Nothing. I just didn’t realize you were such a stone-cold nerd.” Lucy: “Yeah, me neither. So what do you think Rittenhouse wants with the race?” Rufus: “Corner the market on country western songs.”
3. Lucy: “They could basically run Detroit, which...you know, in ‘55 was still a big deal.”
1. Elizabeth: “You know I have another dress I can wear. I don’t want you all to exhaust yourselves trying to pull off a miracle.” Dottie: “Well lucky for you, we specialize in miracles.”
2. Jack: “Elizabeth, I choose you and no other. Your happiness is the only question I want to spend my life answering. Your heart is the only flame I will endeavor to keep alight. Before you said yes to marrying me, I was already yours in every way. So I marry you today without hesitation or doubt. I’m committed to you, absolutely. I love you with everything I am. Forever.”
3. William: “How are you holding up?” Elizabeth: “Excited...nervous.” William: “Don’t be. You’re marrying a good man and he’s devoted to you.” Elizabeth: “You have no idea how long I’ve waited to hear that from you.”
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