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Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Pitch Your Show 2020 - Part 4 (G - K)



Welcome to Day 4 of our pitches. Pitches from previous days can be found in the links below. Again, thank you to everyone who helped with the pitches. To keep articles shorter and more readable, all pitches were edited for length, clarity, and grammar. Nominations were also limited to 3 per show with a couple very popular shows having more. I am truly sorry if your nomination is not in here. Know that I appreciate your time and pitches. Making the choice of what went in was difficult. After all sections are posted, I will include a link to the original spreadsheet so you can read them all in their unedited entirety.


Pitches - Part 1
Pitches - Part 2
Pitches - Part 3



Galavant - Netflix
-2 seasons, 18 episodes

1. Noor - Galavant just has it all: great catchy songs, amazing production values, hilarious jokes, and meta jokes too! It also has some heartfelt moments and genuinely satisfying character arcs for a half hour comedy with only 18 episodes. It's amazing how much the show accomplished with its short run and it doesn't end on a cliffhanger, which is a huge bonus because it makes the cancellation hurt slightly less! Just give it a try. It's short and breezy and you will probably binge it all in 2 days. Good luck getting the songs out of your head! You don't want to be humming Off with His Shirt anywhere people can hear you!



Gang Related - FOX
-1 season, 13 episodes

1. The North Remembers - Gang Related is a fast-paced crime drama with interesting characters that live in the gray area of police work. Ryan Lopez (Ramon Rodriguez) grew up raised by Javier Acosta, leader of the most feared and dangerous gang in LA. Seeking to get away from that life and partly because of what he owes to Acosta, he joins the police force to act as an inside man. Ryan quickly rises through the ranks and into the elite gang task force led by the well-intentioned but questionable Captain Chapel (Terry O’Quinn). Ryan works to keep the streets of LA safe while feeding intel to his adoptive family, but his dedication to do good and his growing feelings for ADA Jessica Chapel (Shantel VanSanten) make Ryan question his loyalties to the only family he has ever known. He must decide between being the man he has to be or the man he wants to be. Sadly, like most Fox shows, it's only one season and ends in a cliffhanger, but for fans of characters who struggle with right and wrong and make hard choices that affect the lives of those around them, I recommend it.



Ghost Whisperer -
-5 seasons, 107 episodes

1. The North Remembers - While most people know Jennifer Love Hewitt from the teen drama Party of Five, this show really showcased her as a mature young adult actress. Melinda Gordon, a recently married antique store owner, discovers she has the ability to talk to the dead. She uses her ability to help spirits trapped in the world of the living settle their unfinished business before they move on. It could be love or hate or an unfinished task from when they were alive. Melinda helps and acts on their behalf to help them crossover. Hauntingly beautiful, this show can make you feel creeped out one minute and then sentimental the next.




Glitch Techs - Netflix
-1.5 seasons, 30 episodes

1. GakOid - The series is very well written and animated. It features inclusive characters.




God Friended Me - CBS All Access
-2 seasons, 42 episodes

1. Luana - Miles (Brandon Micheal Hall) is an atheist who gets a friend suggestion from a Facebook account by the name “God,” which leads him to help people all through the show. Though the premise might seem tricky to sell to a broad audience, there’s so much heart in every story and discussion of faith in a broader spectrum.  This leads to some very interesting moments, especially his conversations with his father, a reverend played by the amazing Joe Morton. The show is now over, but it feels like there’s enough closure to be a feel-good ride for anyone looking for something to pull at the heartstrings.

2. Maria - When I first heard of God Friended Me at the 2018 upfronts, I was interested from the start. This type of religious, feel-good show is what broadcast TV is sorely lacking these days. It only lasted 2 seasons, but I would gladly recommend this amazing, short-lived show to anyone looking for a great feel good show!

3. Maria Sol - Something that we surely need these days is uplifting stories that restore our faith in humanity, and that’s exactly what this show about: family, friends, faith and kindness. Miles is an atheist millennial who shares his thoughts in a podcast while keeping a daily job in a tech company, until one day he receives a friend request on Facebook by God. From that moment, Miles and his best friend Rakesh (later joined by Cara), start helping people suggested by the God account, while trying to solve the mystery of who’s behind it. Sadly, it was cancelled after only 2 seasons, but you can still enjoy this show that, after each episode, leaves you with a smile on your face, not without first making you shed a tear or two.



Godfather of Harlem - Epix
-1 season, 10 episodes

1. The North Remembers - A period drama set in the 1960’s and prequel to the classic film American Gangster, Godfather of Harlem is based on the real life account of Bumpy Johnson, played by the prolific Forrest Whitaker. After serving 10 years in prison, crime boss Bumpy Johnson returns to find his neighbourhood in shambles and now ruled by the Italian mob. To gain back control of his territory, Johnson forges alliances and partnerships with well-known historical figures including his childhood friend Malcolm X, all while clashing with brutal Italian gangster Vincent ‘The Chin’ Gigante (Vincent D'Onofrio). I recommend this series for lovers of historical dramatizations or mob boss shows based on true life events.



Good Girls - Amazon
-3 season, 34 episodes

1. Lindsey - The first thing you’ll learn about our “Good Girls,” is they’re not very good girls. Through a variety of circumstances, this trio of suburban mothers begins working for a local gang. The crime world, as well as the relationships between the central characters, will keep you on the edge of your seat.

2. Luana - Three “soccer moms,” played by Christina Hendricks, Retta, and Mae Whitman, find themselves in a world of criminals to pay the bills and events only spiral from there. The leads have great chemistry and there are some very fun moments and great performances. The way they approach the subject reminds me a little bit of Breaking Bad but there’s a whole new and original approach that keeps things fresh. Manny Montana and Matthew Lillard also add a lot to the mix, one with charisma and the other with some of the funniest scenes. I’ll let you decide who’s who, but in any case, this show definitely deserves a chance.



The Good Place - NBC, Netflix
-4 seasons, 50 episodes

1. Luana - There are very few recent comedies I consider better than The Good Place. The first few episodes can be misleading, so if you checked it out and discarded it that soon, I definitely recommend giving it another shot. This is one of the few shows in general that are able to pull the rug out from under your feet time and time again and somehow still be funny, heartfelt and absolutely brilliant. The show wouldn’t be the same without the amazing cast and characters that you’ll absolutely fall in love with, including Kristen Bell, Ted Danson, D'Arcy Carden, Jameela Jamil, William Jackson Harper, and Manny Jacinto. Especially now that the show is over, I can safely say they have forking pulled it off and it will remain one of my favorite comedies ever.



The Haunting of Hill House - Netflix
-1 season, 10 episodes

1. E. R. Marshall - It’s rare to find good horror, especially a series. With limited time, building and keeping suspense is tricky and not many TV shows can pull it off. The Haunting of Hill House is the exception. The Haunting of Hill House is loosely based on Shirley Jackson’s novel. The series follows the Crain family, in the past and present, who grew up in a haunted house. This show is an unsettling, psychological thriller that is complex and unpredictable.




Hightown - Starz
-1 season, 8 episodes

1. The North Remembers - Set in a small town in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, Monica Raymund plays National Marine Fisheries Service officer Jackie Quinones. She’s the kind of cop who more or less sleepwalks through her job and would rather retire with her pension intact to spend the rest of her days partying hard with booze and drugs.That all changes when Jackie stumbles upon the body of a dead woman. She suddenly sees it as a wake-up call and works to uncover her death, while at the same time taking her first steps to better herself. Hightown is a dark, gritty crime drama that showcases the unsavoury reality of the opium/heroin epidemic, while telling the story of a protagonist struggling to overcome addiction and take control of her life. This is a recommended series for any Starz watchers and Monica Raymund fans.



Hunters - Amazon Prime
-1 season, 10 episodes

1. The North Remembers - I have seen this show time and again and I still can’t quite describe it in words. The best way to sum this show up is if the movie Inglorious Bastards was a TV series. In 1977 New York, after his grandmother is murdered, young Jonah is inducted into a group of vigilante Nazi hunters led by a Holocust survivor friend of his grandmother (Al Pacino). Their job is to seek and kill Nazi officers that have been secretly hiding in the US since the end of World War 2. The hunters must eliminate these Nazis before they rebuild the Reich in America. All the while, Jonah searches for the one who killed his grandmother. After the opening scene of the pilot, you will be hooked. For a TV show, it is filmed like a grindhouse movie that is graphic, yet charming. It shows brutal, bloody visuals, yet with a certain bizarre campiness to it. The “Long Tall Sally” scene was particularly memorable. The plot is also very twisted. Just when you think you’ve figured the story or a character out, you are suddenly thrown for a loop. This is definitely a must watch if you’re a fan of Tarantino-like films and serial thrillers.



Inuyasha - Hulu, Netflix
-7 including ‘The final act’, 193 including ‘The final act’

1. The North Remembers - In the days of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon, this very well-written anime series was and still continues to be overlooked. The story follows modern day school student Kagome, who is transported to the feudal era of Japan, a time when powerful priestesses and malevolent demons walked the earth. They’re all fighting for the Shikon Jewel, a mystic gem of absolute power. During a fight, the jewel is shattered into many shards and scattered throughout the land. To retrieve them, Kagome teams up with Inuyasha, a half-demon who was sealed away fifty years ago while trying to steal the jewel to become a full-blooded demon and who Kagome releases when she arrives in the feudal area. Along the way Inuyasha and Kagome are joined by a group of companions in their quest, which include a womanizing monk, a vengeful demon slayer, and an orphaned fox demon child. They journey to find the jewel shards and protect the innocent along the way. While it starts off initially as a monster of the week show, the series incorporates long, serialized arcs that play throughout the show’s run. It’s an amazing show of adventure, love, and character development.



Joan of Arcadia - Foxtel Now
-2 seasons, 45 episodes

1. The North Remembers - Joan of Arcadia is a show of heart and family dynamics that was sadly short lived. In a lot of ways, it has the concept of God Friended Me but at a time before the massive presence of social media. Set in the small town of Arcadia, Joan Girardi (Amber Tamblyn) promises to do anything God wants if he lets her brother (Jason Ritter) survive the car crash that leaves him wheelchair-bound. God grants her request on the condition that she does what he asks. Appearing in the form of various people, including small children, teenage boys, elderly ladies, transients, and random passersby, Joan performs tasks he gives her that often appear to be trivial or don’t seem to make sense but always end up for the greater good. This is a show for fans that want their heartstrings tugged with amazing performances from well-known actors such as Joe Mantegna, Michael Welch, and even a young Wentworth Miller.



The Killing - Hulu
-4 seasons, 44 episodes

1. The North Remembers - Seattle Police Detective Sarah Linden (Mirellle Enos) is set for her last day on the force when she is assigned to investigate the murder of young Rosie Larsen. Sarah and her new partner, the streetwise former narcotics officer Holder (Joel Kinnaman), work to uncover the mystery of Rosie’s death. The story is told through three points of view as we see the detectives investigate, the Larsen family grieve and struggle through the tragedy, and a politician who seems to have a stake in all of it. This is a dark show that goes in depth into the psyche and emotional mindset of the characters. This show was so popular it was saved after being cancelled twice.



Kim’s Convenience - Netflix
-4 seasons, 52 episodes

1. Lou - From the Canadian network that gave us Schitt's Creek and Workin' Moms comes another lovely comedy about a Korean-Canadian family. The show follows parents 'Appa' and 'Umma,' who run a local convenience store, and their adult children Jung and Janet. I really love this show. It isn't necessarily laugh-out-loud funny but it is a show I look forward to watching. With 4 seasons and 2 more commissioned, now is the time to catch up, especially as next year Simu Liu who plays Jung will become a megastar with the release of the Marvel movie Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. Watch the show now and pretend you knew Simu was going to be huge before everyone else did!



Kingdom - Netflix
-2 seasons, 12 episodes

1. Milo - If you want a series that plays out like a mashup of Game of Thrones by way of The Walking Dead with the high-octane pace of Train to Busan, but better than all three, Kingdom is your show. It’s one of Netflix’s best original series with a big budget to boot. Set in Korea’s past, it follows a young prince struggling to deal with the death of his father. However, something is kept secret from the prince – his father isn’t exactly dead and his father isn’t the only one. Soon, the dead are walking. If political scrambles for the throne weren’t bad enough, now Korea has to deal with the incredibly fast hordes of the dead. It’s a series that moves along at a rapid pace, making the most out of its 12 episodes and packing in so much content that it would take most shows four seasons or more to get through. Yet, character development is never sacrificed and all-star performers like Sense8’s Bae Doo-na and Ju Ji-Hoon anchor this epic, which proves that there is still life in the zombie genre yet, built on non-stop action that rivals Mad Max: Fury Road.



Knightfall - Netflix
-2 seasons, 18 episodes

1. The North Remembers - A dramatization of the life of the Templar Knights, this show takes place 15 years after the fall of Acre. Senior templar knight Landry is disillusioned with his order’s current state of affairs. Once a brotherhood of righteous warriors who guarded the Holy Land and its pilgrims, they are now little more than advisors to the king and charitable donors. After their order’s grand master is murdered, Landry steps up and brings his brothers back to battle when word that their most sacred lost treasure, the Holy Grail, is rumoured to be in Paris. However, their mission puts the templars at odds with various religious sects, the church, and even the King of France. The series ends in a cliffhanger but it's still a show of depth, portraying an order that is looked down upon and seen through history as heretics, instead as a brotherhood of warriors of faith and convictions.



About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosted The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

Sunday, May 31, 2020

The SpoilerTV Awards, Day 5: Genre Shows and Cancelled Show




Voting for the 2020 SpoilerTV Awards finishes with favorite genre and cancelled shows. You can still vote in the Day 4 polls for 24 hours. See the link below. Don't forget to read the Basic Info and happy voting! Let us know what you voted for in the comments below.


Open Polls:

Day 4 - Non-Network Dramas and Drama Actor



Basic Information:


-These polls will be open for approximately 48 hours (around May 27, noon CST).
-You will not be able to see the results until the winners are announced.
-One vote per person per poll please.






About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosted The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

Tuesday, May 19, 2020

The SpoilerTV Awards - Nominations, Part 3




With the regular TV season about over, it is time for the SpoilerTV community to start our hiatus awards season with the SpoilerTV Awards, Episode Contest, Character Cup, and ending with the epic Favorite Show Competition. In the last 2 days, we have nominated comedies, dramas, and acting awards. Today will be the last section of nominations, focusing on show genres.

Please read the rules carefully. If you have questions, leave them in the comments below. Also, don’t forget to nominate for parts 1 and 2, if you have not already. Part 1 will close in less than 24 hours. Part 2 will close in less than 48 hours. Voting will start next week.

Nominations, Part 1 - Comedies and Dramas
Nominations, Part 2 - Acting



Nominations, Part 3:
1. Favorite Sci-Fi / Fantasy Show
2. Favorite Crime Drama
3. Favorite Cancelled Show
4. Favorite Animated Show



The Rules:


1. Nominations will be open for approximately 3 days. Please only submit this nomination form once or your nominations will be invalid.
2. Only scripted TV shows that are in English or foreign language shows covered by SpoilerTV are eligible.
3. Only TV shows that aired between May 17, 2019 - May 16, 2020 are eligible.
4. You do NOT have to nominate in each category. You can nominate up to 3 different shows per category.
5. Cancelled shows include any show that has aired its very last episode between May 17, 2019 - May16, 2020.
6. The top 5 shows nominated in each category will proceed to the voting stage.







About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosted The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."




Monday, May 18, 2020

The SpoilerTV Awards - Nominations, Part 2



With the regular TV season about over, it is time for the SpoilerTV community to start our hiatus awards season with the SpoilerTV Awards, Episode Contest, Character Cup, and ending with the epic Favorite Show Competition. Yesterday, we started nominations with comedies and dramas. Today, we focus on the acting. As you are nominating, please make sure you put the actor’s name, not the character. Also, make sure you also include the TV show. Without both, your nomination cannot be counted.

Please read the rules carefully, as some are different than yesterday. If you have questions, leave them in the comments below. Also, don’t forget to nominate for part 1 if you have not already. It will remain open for less than 48 hours.


Nominations, Part 1 - Comedies and Dramas


Nominations, Part 2:
1. Favorite Comedy Actor
2. Favorite Comedy Actress
3. Favorite Drama Actor
4. Favorite Drama Actress
5. Favorite Child/Teen Actor or Actress (under 18)



The Rules:


1. Nominations will be open for approximately 3 days. Please only submit this nomination form only once or your nominations will be invalid.
2. Only performances from scripted TV shows that are in English or foreign language shows covered by SpoilerTV are eligible.
3. Only TV performances that aired between May 17, 2019 - May 16, 2020 are eligible.
4. You do NOT have to nominate in each category. You can nominate up to 3 different performers per category but you can only nominate a performer once. So, you cannot nominate a performer in both the drama AND comedy categories or all of your nominations will be invalid.
5. The show determines whether a performer should be nominated under comedy or drama, not the character. All nominations for a show have to be either comedy or drama. Please do not mix them.
6. Remember, put in the actor’s name (not the character’s) and include the TV show to have a valid nomination.
7. One performer per show per category can make it to the voting stage.







About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosted The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

Sunday, May 17, 2020

The SpoilerTV Awards - Nominations, Part 1




With the regular TV season about over, it is time for the SpoilerTV community to start our hiatus awards season with the SpoilerTV Awards, Episode Contest, Character Cup, and ending with the epic Favorite Show Competition. Today, we start with the first of 3 nomination rounds for the SpoilerTV Awards - Comedies and Dramas. Please read the rules carefully so that your nominations will count. If you have questions, please leave them in the comments below. Talking up your favorites here can help them get to the voting stage as well.


Nominations, Part 1:
1. Favorite Network Comedy
2. Favorite Network Drama
3. Favorite NEW Network Comedy
4. Favorite NEW Network Drama
5. Favorite Cable/Streaming/Other Comedy
6. Favorite Cable/Streaming/Other Drama
7. Favorite NEW Cable/Streaming/Other Comedy
8. Favorite NEW Cable/Streaming/Other Drama



The Rules:


1. Nominations will be open for approximately 3 days. Please only submit this nomination form once or your nominations will be invalid.
2. Only scripted TV shows that are in English or foreign language shows covered by SpoilerTV are eligible.
3. Only TV shows that aired between May 17, 2019 - May 16, 2020 are eligible. NEW shows are considered those that first aired between these dates.
4. You do NOT have to nominate in each category. You can nominate up to 3 different shows per category. If you try to nominate the same show multiple times in one category, all of your nominations will be invalid.
5. Please consider carefully whether the show is a comedy or a drama. In general, comedies are in a half hour format and dramas are in an hour long format, although not always. Do NOT nominate the same show in both the comedy AND drama categories or all of your nominations will be invalid.
6. The top 5 shows nominated in each category will proceed to the voting stage.






About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosted The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

Monday, April 20, 2020

Quote of the Week - Week of April 12





A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the SpoilerTV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.



Almost Paradise -
1. Governor: “You didn’t tell me he’d have a gun?” Alex: “Well, he wasn’t gonna use it.” Governor: “How did you know that?” Alex: “He’s Canadian.” (Prpleight and Dahne)
2. Alex: “What is this? The unofficial official bad guy bar of Sebu?” (Dahne)
Ernesto to Alex: “It feels like you’re heading towards one of those ideas that puts me in mortal danger.” (Dahne)



American Housewife -
1. Oliver: “Oh you wouldn’t know what I thought because you didn’t invite me. You invited Trip, Franklin and Lonnie.” Greg: “I invited them because they do not mock me like you do. Whenever I share an interest, I can count on you to make fun of it and this reenactment is a big deal for me. So why would I want to be around you for it?” (Folie-lex)
2. Oliver: “Can you believe my dad said he didn’t want me around?” Cooper: “Are you actually asking me? ‘Cause if you’re asking me, I’m going to tell you the truth.” Oliver: “I’m asking.” Cooper: “Then yes, I can believe he said that. You can be a complete and total jerk to him sometimes.” Oliver: “Hey!” Cooper: “Do you have any idea how lucky you are? My dad’s somewhere in the Aegean Sea right now. That’s all he told me. It’s like...can’t a guy get some coordinates or something? And all your dad wants to do is share his interests with you, but you’re too busy crapping all over him to notice.” Oliver: “Where are you going?” Cooper: “I’m switching sides. Your dad’s a general worth fighting for.” (Folie-lex)
3. Franklin, on why he picked Trip as the subject of his hero paper: “We read at the same level, we have the same taste in girls, and you’re the nicest person I know. Isn’t that what being a hero is all about?” (Folie-lex)



The Baker and the Beauty -
1. Mateo: “Yo, how come she’s always the genius and we’re the idiotas.” Rafael: “This I ask myself everyday.”
2. Natalie: “Go away.” Mari: “Sorry. You didn’t get the mom that goes away. You got the mom that smothers.”
3. Daniel about Natalie: “Dad, give her a break. She just wanted to help Mom.” Rafael: “If she wants to help her mother, she’ll get into Princeton. We have already two idiotas to take over the bakery.”



Black-ish -
1. Stevens: “That is exactly why I keep none of my real estate but all of my guns registered in Connor’s name.” Daphne: “It should be so much easier to steal the rest of this company from you.” (Folie-lex)
2. Dre: “Black men do not get emotional in public. Michael Jordan cried once and it’s a meme.” (Folie-lex)
3. Dre: “What was I supposed to do, Bow? It’s like I saw him naked, and I did what I would have done had I saw him naked: I ran away.” Bow: “I...I’m trying to think of a worse possible response, but...there’s nothing.” (Folie-lex)



Bless This Mess -
1. Mike: “I just love my family so much!” Rio: “I know. I feel like I’ve witnessed more hugging today than I have in my entire childhood.” (Folie-lex)
2. Martin: “This farm is your canvas, and you are Picasso. Actually you’re better than Picasso because you don’t date teenagers.” (Folie-lex)
3. Rio, coming last from the run and out of breath: “Thank God, you guys stop every mile to do push ups. Otherwise you would have lapped me!” (Folie-lex)



Bob Hearts Abishola -
1. Guy, flirtily: “Looks like we’ll be spending some more time together.” Abishola, deadpan: “Bring a book.”
2. Dottie: “Really? 28 miles an hour?” Abishola: “Why are you complaining? I thought you didn’t want to go?” Dottie: “I don’t but I also don’t want to die of old age getting there.”
3. Dottie: “I’m guessing you’re not married.” Hank: “Because of no ring?” Dottie: “Because who’d want ya.”



Broke -
1. Luis: "I was right to push you. The raise is all because of me! Excuse me. The heat has made me say what I'm actually thinking." (Prpleight)
2. Javier: “I can’t believe we’ve been dancing around you owing us money all night because I was so afraid of what you might think if you found out that we are broke. And my wife has stuck by my side through all of this because she is the most amazing person I know. Yes, she’s from Reseda and she’s damn proud of it.” Lizzie: “Well…” Javier: “Okay, mostly okay with it and because I have her I’m the richest person in the world. So you can take your judgment…(starts chewing them out in Spanish).” (Dahne)
3. Jackie: “Lizzie’s kind of gotten in my head. Maybe I am a little harsh.” Luis: “You’re not harsh. You’re a passionate woman with a large capacity for insults.” (Dahne)
4. Amir: “I just have my walking around money.” Lizzie: “Well, walk it over here.” ~~This isn’t so much the quote itself but how much attitude it was said with that makes it awesome. (Dahne)



Brooklyn 99 -
1. Holt, repeatedly about Cheddar: “Someone took our Fluffy boy!” (Folie-lex)
2. Holt: “You’ve captured the essence of Kevin. You’ve done it.” Jake, in Kevin voice: “Correction. I’ve accomplished it.” (Folie-lex)
3. Holt: “Relax, Peralta. That wasn’t even the coolest thing I’ve ever done.” Jake: “What have you done that’s cooler?” Holt: “It was the ‘80s. It was nothing. I mean, they made a movie out of it, but whatever.” Jake: “What? What movie?” Holt: “I don’t remember the title. Uh, there was a crime on a plane. I was a passenger.” Jake: “Was it Passenger 57?” Holt: “I honestly don’t know.” Jake: “It had to have been. Just say it was that.” Holt: “You know Peralta, sometimes I don’t understand the words coming out of your mouth.” Jake: “Oh, my God! Was it Rush Hour?” Holt: “What? No. You know what? I’m too old for this crap.” Jake: “It was Lethal Weapon?! Sir! Are you Murtaugh?! Does that make me Riggs? I’m Riggs!” (Folie-lex)



Charmed -
1. Ray: “But the reason why I never told you the truth about not being your biological father was because it never really mattered to me. From the day you were born, you were my daughter, and to admit otherwise would have been a little too painful, because the truth is, I love you too damn much.” Maggie: “Love you, too, Dad.” (Marko)
2. Marisol: “I know the world can be a cruel and frustrating place. But when you feel yourself start to lose your temper, I need you to breathe. Because when women like you and I lash out, there is no second chance.” (Marko)
3. Maggie: “Look, I get that it must have sucked finding out your wife cheated and had a kid that wasn't yours, but it's also really hard to be that kid. Living a life with so many missing pieces, and not being able to talk to the one person who can fill in the blanks, because, like it or not, Dexter is gone, Mom is gone, and that just leaves you! Ray, it is just you!” (Marko)
4. Jordan: “But having a panic attack doesn't mean you're weak. It just means you're human.” (Marko)



The Conners -
1. Harris: “Your old people sex is destroying the Earth!” Ben: “We’re not going to be here that long so we don’t care.” ~~Daughter Harris thinks mom Darlene and partner Ben should adopt instead of having more children with an already overpopulated planet. (Kath)
2. Ben: “I want tiny, psychotic babies with you.” ~~Ben reassures Darlene that there is no other Baby Mama on his mind. (Kath)



FBI: Most Wanted -
1. Clint: “ Aren’t you the guy who told us when to hold the line and when to give a little?” Jess: “I guess I’m that guy.” Clint: “Yeah, you’re that guy but now you don’t have Angelyne to straighten you out.” (Folie-lex)
2. Jess: “You know, your mom used to think before she made a decision, any decision. Not like us. You didn’t think before you decided to wander off and I didn’t think before I decided to ground you. So, I was thinking, maybe we should try to be a little bit more like mom. Deal?” Tali: “Deal!” (Folie-lex)
3. Clint: “Guess the guy has a type.” Sheryll & Hana: “Melissa’s prettier.” Kenny: “They said it first.” (Folie-lex)
4. Jess: “Old-time westerns: Shane, Fort Apache. Good and bad with a hard line between the two.” Clinton: “Don’t talk to me about westerns, bro.” (Dahne)
5. Sheryll: “Keep hope alive. Denial meets delusion.” (Dahne)



God Friended Me -
1. Allie: “I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings, but life’s too short not to be honest with the people you love.”
2. Zack: “Let me get this straight. So, hacking into the Department of Defense is off limits, but hacking into DARPA, one of the most top secret government think tanks in this country, is cool?” Rakesh: “Well actually, Cory works at DARPA, so technically we’d just be helping him gain access to his own facility.” Zack: “Oh great. I’ll make sure to tell that to my lawyer when we’re arrested for treason.”
3. Ally: “Look, I want your support, your strength, your hope, but what I don’t want is to pretend like everything is going to be okay because that only makes me more terrified.”



Killing Eve -
1. Kenny to Eve: “You really shouldn’t leave your front door open, considering the amount of people that tried to kill you.” (Kath)



MacGyver -
1. Russ: “Just once, I would like to work with a mad scientist who files things alphabetically.” (Dahne)
2. Matty: “She works at DARPA.” Cheryl: “Yeah, the money’s good and my student loan payoff date is 2064. Quick question: Have you ever had a psychotic break and if so, do you anticipate becoming violent?” (Prpleight and Dahne)
3. Mac: “When faced with obstacles in the dystopian nightmare that is your subconscious, sometimes you need a distraction so you don’t careen hopelessly down a shame spiral into oblivion.” (Dahne)



Magnum, PI -
1. Higgins: “When there’s no one here, you needn’t call me ‘Boo,’ and since Krista and Gil aren’t posing for a photo, we needn’t either. I’d rather get hit in the face with a golf shoe.
Bert: “Did somebody say golf? Gladys and I are avid players.
Magnum: “Really? So is she! Ain’t that right, Boo? (I think someone was just looking for an excuse to call someone Boo.
2. Higgins: “Ah yes, ‘tie the knot.’ That custom in antiquity, where couples are literally tied to one another, in ceremony, to signify their bond.” Gladys: “I take it you two are just dating.” (Folie-lex)
3. Higgins: “All I’m saying is, personally, I find it refreshing when a man can muster up the courage to ask me out in person, opposed to using some app.” Magnum: “Okay, so in this clear hypothetical, do you ever say ‘yes’?” Higgins: “I said, ‘I find it refreshing.’ “ Magnum: “So that’s a no.” (Folie-lex)



Mixed-ish -
1. Paul: “How is trying to help the environment a white thing?” DeeDee: “Because we didn’t make the mess. We couldn’t even own trash for over 400 years. But now you want me to help you sort it?” Paul: “Well...um, in our defence this is a very simple system.” DeeDee: “Sorry but, since we never got our reparations, littering is one of the only ways black people get to feel powerful.” (Folie-lex)
2. Adult Bow voiceover: “I couldn’t count on anyone - not my teachers or my parents, but I still knew all I had to do was stay positive.” Bow: “We don’t have long to live.”
3. Adult Bow voiceover: “When my dad fought the power, he was as cool as the wind blowing through his hair. And when my mom fought the power, she was just as cool as dad, even if Hollywood fans didn’t take into account the fact that she had different hair texture.” (Folie-lex)



NCIS -
1. Gibbs: “It shouldn’t take a war to make the world that simple.” (Kath)



NCIS:LA -
1. Fatima: “I feel like you guys always change it up.” Kensi: “What? No. There’s so much drama and intrigue out in the field that when we’re home or at the office, we are like slow and steady monogamous lifers, essentially. We’re like NCIS agents by day and CPA’s by night.”
2. Deeks to Beale: “No, my takeaway is that you’re incredibly talented and you could be working anywhere making millions of dollars but instead you choose to work here because you want to make a difference. And I appreciate that and more importantly, I appreciate you.”
3. Rush: “The FBI does not travel light.” Fatima: “Yeah, no kidding.” Rush: “You wanted a list of everyone at the agency who knew Patricia’s comings and goings since her arrival in the US in the last four days. Now you have them.” Kensi: “Okay, this isn’t a stall tactic, is it?” Rush: “Not at all. Absolutely not. We are as bloated and inefficient an agency as this list would indicate.”



NCIS: NOLA -
1. Patton, after reading the victim’s bad poetry: “Girl needs to find a better way to deal with her breakups because these words ain’t winning anyone over.”
2. Gregorio: “Hey, I don’t have Sebastian here to de-geek this stuff, so a little help.”
3. Carter: “Wait, how did I manage to p** off HQ already? I just got here.”



The Neighborhood -
1. Dave: “You made a classic mistake. You brought dolls to a moose fight.” (Prpleight)
2. Tina: “Well, if you hate it so much, then tell him to take it down.” Gemma: “I did, and he accused me of being manipulative.” Tina: “Oh, wow. So he figured it out.” (Prpleight and Folie-lex)
3. Calvin: “Not every man cares enough to trick his wife into being happy.” (Folie-lex)



One Day at a Time -
1. Elena: “We are not going trick-or-treating. We are going door-to-door to collect signatures and inform people about man-made climate change.” Syd: “Shouldn’t we say ‘person’-made climate change?” Elena: “I’m good with the men taking credit for this one.” (Folie-lex)
2. Penny: “Ah! Drag-race. That’s cute!” Avery: “Oh, no. Don’t say that.” Schneider: “Cute? Do you think I tucked and taped for ‘cute’?” Penny: “You’re in a dress. I think you tucked and taped for nothing.” (Folie-lex)
3. Syd: “Who knew Halloween was FUN!” Lydia: “Literally, everybody.” (Folie-lex)
4. Elena: “With that bobo in the White House, I can’t stand to look at an orange face right now.” Lydia: “He’s like a pumpkin. He will get thrown out in November.” (Jamie)
5. Schneider: “The prize is an Ipad Mini and I never win anything.” Elena: “You’re a rich, straight, cisgender white dude. You won at life.” Schneider: “But I want an Ipad Mini.” (Jamie)
6. Lydia: “Papito! What have you done? You look just like your abuelo. Tonight, I will put you in his suit and we will dance.” Alex: “Oh, I’ve made a big mistake.” (Folie-lex and Jamie)
7. Penelope: “Elena, is there any way this positive pregnancy test is yours?” Elena: “How many times do you want me to come out? You do know you need a man for that, right?” Lydia: “Excuse me, I think the Virgin Mary would clap back.” (Folie-lex and Jamie)



Outlander -
1. Jocasta: "How careful we would be if we knew which good-byes would be our last?" (Prpleight)



The Rookie -
1. Emmett: “Bradford’s your T.O.?” Lucy: “Yeah.” Emmett: “My condolences.” Lucy: “That’s what everyone says.” (Folie-lex)
2. Lucy, to Tim: “Look I wouldn’t ask you advice if I didn’t value your opinion.” (Folie-lex)
3. Grey: “Imma do something I never thought I would; I’m gonna buy you a beer.” Nolan: “Sir? Whoa. I’m touched that you would even offer.” Grey: “You gonna make this weird? ‘Cause I can take it back.” Nolan: “No! I’m shutting up about it right now. You wanna grab a bite to eat too, because there’s…(Grey walks away.) You know what? Just a beer. That’s fine. I’m busy, too.” (Folie-lex)



Roswell: New Mexico -
1. Isobel: “I need to talk to Max.” Rosa: “What?” Isobel: “I need to make sure that it's him in your dreams and not just some freaky drug addict nightmare that you're having, no offense.” Rosa: “Okay, you know you can't just say no offense after you say something offensive.” (Prpleight and Jamie)
2. Liz: “How did you get here so fast?” Kyle: “You called; I broke the speed limit. What else is new?” (Prpleight and Jamie)
3. Rosa: “Oh, these bitch-a** aliens.” (Prpleight and Jamie)
4. Alex: “You’ve been avoiding me.” Maria: “Well, I learned that you and all of our friends have been lying to me about aliens and murders and resurrections, so haven’t been feeling particularly social. That being said, I fell for your ex so I’ve decided, even though I’m still not speaking to them, you and I are even?” Alex: “That’s fair.” (Jamie)
5. Isobel: “Welcome back. You’ve been in a medically induced coma for twelve years. Taylor Swift is president now, which, honestly, is for the best." (Jamie)



Run -
1. Ruby: “Did you pull the handle off a toilet door because you thought I wasn't coming back?” Billy: “Nope, toilet door handles are really bad for germs. I find it's best to bring your own.” (Ellys)
2. Billy: “I had this moment of clarity that there wasn't a single person I had ever met in my entire life that I ever wanted to see again. And then I thought of you.” (Ellys)
3. Ruby: “Are you kidding me? Amazing Period?” Billy: “No! Amazing. Period.” Ruby: “But it sounds like…” Billy: “No, in America, you say period instead of full stop.” ~~When Billy gives Ruby his book. (Ellys)



Schooled -
1. Wanda: “You two are clearly in a rut.” Mellor: “You’re damn right we are!” Wanda: “Wait, do you think that’s a good thing?” Mellor: “A rut is the dream. I mean it just means the relationship is smooth sailing and there are no kinks to iron out.” Wanda: “Do you ever do Date Nights?” Mellor: “For us, every night is a Date Night. You just heard 3 of them.” Wanda: “Did you hear 3 Date Nights?” Coop: “At this point, I don’t know if I can identify a Date Night. I mean, is that when you go out and listen to music that isn’t about what direction the wheels on the bus go?”
2. John: “Good leaders don’t do everything themselves. They get the best out of everyone they lead.”
3. Julie: “Are you rocky roading at 8 am?” Mellor: “With rainbow sprinkles. Not even the new confetti colors can brighten the darkness I feel inside.” Julie: “Look, Leslie is just a friend. That’s all he’s ever been, and the job...even though I always planned on leaving this school for bigger career opportunities, I never planned on leaving you.”



Single Parents -
1. Miggy: “I said goodbye to the kid I was and hello to the man I am. Everything changed in that 76 station. I was in charge, a leader. The staff agreed I was the best of all the dads.” Douglas: “Oh how good could you have been?” Poppy: “What other dads?” Miggy: “The gas station is next to the hospital. Seven babies have been born there. The 76 seven, bonded by a bathroom stall and parents with poor time management skills.” (Folie-lex and Dahne)
2. Will: “So what are we binging?” Angie: “Gavel Town, it’s incredible. The pilot’s bad. Second episode is like a totally different show. Three to five are treading water. Six sucks, but the seventh episode has an amazing twist that will make it all worth it.” Will: “A show that takes 6 hours to get good? Yeah, I’ll give it a chance.” ~~I mean... how many times have we all had this conversation one way or the other? (Folie-lex) ~~If this doesn’t encapsulate the “stay at home” TV environment right now, I don’t know what does. (Dahne)
3. Angie: “Sometimes you just gotta let your plan go, and let yourself be embraced by a random group of weirdos. Let us be your weirdos, Sheryll.” Sharon: “Sharon.” Angie: “Sharon.” (Folie-lex)
4. Poppy: “Okay, now that Ron’s not coming, the only thing standing between Sharon giving birth in a hospital and Sharon giving birth on Douglas’ couch is us.” Douglas: “Do you know how hard it is to get placenta off of leather?” Angie: “Do you?” (Dahne)



Tommy -
1. Rima: “You’re a good chief. A sheikha. We’re not so different. Women always have power; we just have to use it subtly in this man’s world.” Tommy: “I have a police force of 12,000 men and women behind me, I have the law, and I have a gun. There’s nothing subtle about my power.” Rima: “Power is slippery. When I was a teenager, I wore miniskirts in the streets of Kabul. Now women wear burqas. Regimes change. Women feel powerful, but...men always come out on top.” Tommy: “No, not always.” Rima: “Enjoy it while you can.” ~~It was something to see these bada**, strong-willed women go toe to toe. (Folie-lex)



Young Sheldon -
1. Dale: “You go to this casino often?” MeeMaw: “Kinda. So don’t be surprised if everybody knows my name, how I take my whiskey and the colour of my lucky bra.” Dale: “Purple.” MeeMaw: “No, that’s my ‘get lucky’ bra.” (Folie-lex)
2. Dale: “Well, not much of a gambler.” MeeMaw: “You just left Georgie in charge of your store, so...disagree.” (Folie-lex)
3. Mary: “Why don’t you think of something more science-y? Like counting pi. That’s a thing, right? Pi?” ~~I love it when she tries to speak on Sheldon’s level. (Folie-lex)
4. Hutchins: “Well, since this is a high school we don’t have material about giving birth on the shelves, but since this is a high school, I keep a few things here under the counter.” (Dahne)
5. Sheldon: “So none of you can help me?” Einstein: “I believe I can. Sheldon, if I was offered a choice between all the knowledge of the universe or the endless pursuit of it, I would choose the pursuit.” Sheldon: “That’s very insightful” Feynman: “Hold it, hold it, he didn’t come up with that. He stole it from Gotthold Lessing.” (Dahne)
6. Dale to Connie: “Well, if you like me just for my body, I’m okay with that.” (Dahne)



About the Author - Dahne
One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she reviews and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, loves live tweeting, and co-hosted The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Previously she wrote a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."