Quote of the Week - Week of May 28

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off in the comments below.

American Gods -
1. Media: "Mass delusions are as old as I am. I was there when the Martians invaded in 1938. What a panic, powerful panic! Now there are star men waiting in the sky. They believed it was true, and it was." (Milo)

The Americans -
1. Tuan: "You should know I already sent my report on the operation. I don't you want to be surprised. In my self-criticism, I acknowledged the mistake I made in contacting my previous family in Seattle." Elizabeth: "Tuan, we don't..." Tuan: "It's alright. My organization will forgive me. I said you both did a lot of great things during our work together. But I had to point out there were certain lapses during your cover arrangements which I told you about during the operation." Elizabeth: "Yes, you did." Tuan: "I also put in my report that I believed the success of the mission was risked at the very end because your commitment to achieving our goal was overridden by certain petty, bourgeois concerns." (Dark UFO)
2. Elizabeth: "The head of the Soviet Division? I'm sorry." Philip: "It's OK. It's why we came here." Elizabeth: "Maybe you should stop. You need to keep getting the recordings, but maybe you should stop." Philip: "You need me, Elizabeth." Elizabeth: "Not for this. I'm making you stay and it just keeps getting worse for you. I don't want to see you like this anymore." (Dark UFO)

Doctor Who -
1. The Doctor (on humanity): "In amongst seven billion, there's someone like you. That's why I put up with the rest of them." (Milo)

Fargo -
1. Sy: "The world is wrong. It looks like the world, but everything's different." (DarkUFO)
2. Chief Dammick: "Only an intellectual could believe something so stupid." (Dark UFO)
3. Yuri: "You should think of what you're doing. Man. Alone. In a room full of books. Talking to himself. Or maybe you think I'm your conscience. How's that story? Ghost of Christmas Past? You came back for a reason, I'm thinking. The gun? It's there on the counter. Pick it up, your gun. Now go." (Dark UFO)

The Leftovers -
1. Patti: "May God have mercy on your soul if there is a god, which there is not." (DarkUFO)
2. Secret Agent Kevin: "Take this thing out of me." President Kevin: "Why?" Secret Agent Kevin: "So we can't ever come back here again." (DarkUFO)
3. Secret Agent Kevin: "We f*** up with Nora." (DarkUFO)
4. Secret Service Agent: "Now your penis please, sir." Kevin: "My what?" Agent: "Your penis. Place it on the other scanner please, sir." Kevin: "Why?" Agent: "Mr. President, due to advancements in plastic surgery, anyone with enough resources can copy a person's face. But your, uh, your penis, sir, well, they're not gonna go to that length." (Bradley)
5. President Kevin: "I'm not f*** killing him." Assassin Kevin: "Good, 'cause I'm not f*** letting him." Patti: "Gentleman, language." Both Kevins: "F*** you!" (Bradley)
6. Patti: "I couldn't enlighten you with a f*** thousand watt bulb." (Bradley)

About the Author - Dahne

One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and/or creates polls for Teen Wolf, The 100, Grimm, How to Get Away with Murder, The Librarians, and others. She also runs the annual Character Cup. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, and co-hosts The 100 "Red-Shirted" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Currently she writes a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."