Quote of the Week - Week of Oct. 12

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV as picked by the Spoiler TV team this past week. We'd love to hear your picks too so please sound off below the article.


Note - If there were shows that only had one quote and I had seen the episode, I filled in 2 more quotes so the quotes would fit the pictures.

Agents of SHIELD -

1. Bakshi: "Where are you based?" May: "Currently about 5 feet from kicking your a**." (Dahne)

2. May: "If you were really me, you wouldn't talk so much." (Dahne)

Arrow -

1. Malcolm: "Well done!" Thea: "Thanks, dad!" (Daniel van der Veer)

2. Oliver: "I don't want to die down here." Dig: "So don't, Oliver." (Bradley Adams)

3. Ray Palmer: "You know, most girls would be flattered that I spent $1.2 billion to hire them." (Bradley Adams)

Castle -

1. Castle: "And you thought zombie apocalypse survival camp was a waste of time!" (Tonya Papanikolas)

Chicago PD -

1. Voight: "That smug face you're wearin,' It's gonna come off." (Ben Norton)

Criminal Minds -

1. Rossi: "So Washington is his Hiroshima. It makes sense, in a twisted way." ~It's another example of a hilarious and sassy quote by Rossi. (Laura Markus)

Doctor Who -

1. The Doctor: "You understand us perfectly but I think you just don't care. And I don't know whether you are here to invade, infiltrate or just replace us, I don't suppose it really matters now. You are monsters! That is the role you seem determined to play, so it seems that I must play mine, the man that stops the monsters. I'm sending you back to your own dimension, who knows, some of you may even survive the trip and if you do remember this, you are not welcome here this plane is protected, I am the Doctor." (Nirat Anop and Sandi)

2. Clara: "Come on, why can't you say it? I was the Doctor, and I was good." The Doctor: "You were an exceptional Doctor, Clara." Clara: "Thank you." The Doctor: "Goodness had nothing to do with it." (Sandi)

The Good Wife -

1. Eli (to Alicia): "And that's what I like about you - you're always looking for the bad." (Tonya Papanikolas)

Hawaii 5-O -

1. Steve: "Listen man, I’ll go through that door first if it makes you feel better." Danny: "I know you would." (Ben Norton)

Homeland -

1. Quinn: "Get the fuck out of here." (Bradley Adams)

2. Carrie: "God, I fucking love you, Quinn." (Bradley Adams)

How to Get Away with Murder -

1. Annalise: "Why is your penis on a dead girl's phone?" (Bradley Adams)

2. Keating: "Well, you don't make history being liked." (Dahne)

Modern Family -

1. Alex: "How surprised should we be? I mean he's basically a hyperactive toddler who just wants to play all the time." (Ben Norton)

NCIS -
1. Vance: "Madam Secretary. I miss anything?" SecNav: "The Russians calling us liars." Vance: "So the usual then." (Daniel van der Veer)

2. Tony: "You know what Tony is spelled backwards? Y not? Think about it!" (Daniel van der Veer)

NCIS: LA -

1. Kensi: "I would live with Monty before I'd live with you." Deeks: "That goes without saying. Monty's a catch. I'm saying we come as a package deal." Kensi: "Oh, so I get a dog AND a mutt? No thank you!" (Tonya Papanikolas)

2. DOJ investigator (to Nell and Eric): "You two keep playing me, you're going to find yourself in the IT department at Petco!" (Tonya Papanikolas)

Once Upon a Time -

1. Hook: "It's a device for talking. I don't bloody know. I hit the Emma button and she answers usually." (Nirat Anop)

2. Henry: "It’ll be our own secret mission.." Regina: "Like that Operation Viper you have with Emma.." Henry: "Cobra … this one we will call Operation…" Regina: "..Mongoose!" Henry: "Perfect! Operation Mongoose it is!" (Nirat Anop)

Scorpion -

1. Toby: "I'd skip the black light app in here. Ignorance is bliss." (Dahne)

2. Walter: "This is ridiculous. I'm completely innocent." Cop: "I know. You're the 43rd innocent person I've booked this week." (Dahne)

Sleepy Hollow -

1. Ichabod: "Lieutenant, if you would perform the log-in ceremony." (Dahne)

2. Hawley: "End of days? Which version? I've heard at least 200 of them, each complete with their own rare and very expensive collectibles." (Dahne)

Supernatural -

1. Dean Winchester: "What did you think was gonna happen here? You just stroll up here and say, 'My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.' and I'd just fold? " (Tessa Marlene)

2. Crowley: "And I know you want to keep the party going. You want to have fun, fun, fun until daddy takes the black eyes away. The fact is you need to kill now. Not want to, not choose to, need to." (Dahne)

3. Cole: "Wow, it's really you." Dean: "We met?" Cole: "We talked on the phone." Dean: "Right, right. You're the guy who's supposed to put a bullet in Sammy's brain. Did you miss?" (Dahne)

About the Author - Dahne

One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, and co-hosts the Warehouse 13 "Endless Wonder", Sleepy Hollow "Headless," and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group. Currently she writes a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."

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