Quote of the Week - Week of Feb. 16, 2014

A weekly feature highlighting the best quotes on TV this past week.


Just like last week, most TV was on hiatus due to the Olympics so I added quotes from the other shows I watch too. Next week, we are back into the full TV swing so there should be lots to talk about. Don't forget to add your favorite TV quotes from last week in the comments. Note - People nominating the quotes are in parentheses.

Almost Human

1. Stahl: "Do we look like cops?" Hacker: "Yeah actually, with makeup." (Dahne)

2. Dorian: "What else did we do?" Rudy: "Oh just the usual - yodeling, holo-chess, the whole mail order bride debacle. That cost a pretty penny." (Dahne)

Banshee 

1. “I can only turn the other cheek so many times, it gave me a chance to be a good Christian and kick some butt” (DarkUFO)

2. “We don’t always know the people we fuck, do we?” (DarkUFO)

Beauty and the Beast

1. Vincent: "You know what I think about that? I think screw Gabe." (Virginia Fontana)

2. J.T.: "I can't believe you're gonna let her walk away." Vincent: "Well I'm not about to tell her at her boyfriend's funeral." J.T.: "But he's not really dead!" (Virginia Fontana)

Intelligence

1. Nelson: "Just think I could have gone my whole life without seeing something this disturbing. Thank you for this, dad." (Dahne)

2. Gabriel: "Standards? I just watched a guy implode because microscopic robots ate his flesh. That's not standard. That's a freak show." (Dahne)

 Star-Crossed

1. Drake: "We didn't have to worry about temblar guns pointed at our heads." Teri: "Or worse, Glee Club." (Dahne)

2. Roman: "Good point. Our…uh, skeletal system is made up of 10,000 centipedes holding hands, but that's Atrian secret #145. How do you know that?" (Dahne)



Teen Wolf

1. Stiles: "You really have to learn not to trust a fox. No 'cause their tricksters. They'll fool you. They'll fool everyone." (Justyna Kubica)

2. Parrish: "Jared, it would be very helpful if you could resist throwing up on the potential explosive device." (Dahne)

3. Coach: "There's a card on my desk for Isaac Lahey, and every one of you losers is not only going to sign it, you're going to write a personal message so profound and deep it's going bring a tear to Coach's eye. (Dahne)



The Walking Dead

1. Tara Chambler: Hope you enjoyed the show, assholes." (DarkUFO)

2. Beth Greene: Wouldn't kill you to have a little faith." Daryl Dixon: Yeah, faith. Faith ain't done shit for us. Sure as hell didn't do nothing for your father." (DarkUFO)

About the Author - Dahne

One part teacher librarian - one part avid TV fan, Dahne is a contributing writer for SpoilerTV, where she recaps, reviews, and creates polls for Sleepy Hollow, Arrow, White Collar, Grimm, Teen Wolf, and others. She's addicted to Twitter, live tweets a multitude of shows each week, co-hosts the Sleepy Hollow "Headless" and Teen Wolf "Welcome to Beacon Hills" podcasts for Southgate Media Group, and guests on ArrowCast for DVMPE. Right now she is creating a Last Week in TV column for her blog and SpoilerTV. ~ "I speak TV."