Sleepy Hollow - 1.02 - Blood Moon - Favorite Scene - Poll

****Bonus poll - Since we did best quote last week, I thought we would spice things up and look at which mysteries surrounding Sleepy Hollow characters you are most intrigued by. Obviously this is not a comprehensive list (especially since I am doing it in the wee hours of the morning) so please let me know what I missed in the comments below as well as your overall thoughts on the second episode.





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Supernatural - Ultimate Quote - Semifinals - Poll

We're down to the Final Four, after last round gave us so big surprises. The mighty "family business" quote was knocked out by the only speech still left in the contest, Dean asking what to do over Sam's corpse. That positions the speech as a favorite to win the whole thing, given that it beat the #1 nominated and #1 voted for quote so far. (Of course it has to beat the big brother slogan today to do so, which should be tough.) Other than that, all other speeches also left the contest. The sole short quote that lost was "I lost my shoe," which garnered 47% of the vote. Today you decide which 2 quotes make it to the finals. Surprisingly it is a very easy decision for me today, now that my absolute favorites have been voted out. Hope it is easy for you too. Happy voting!

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Quotes Too Long for Poll:

Dean: "You know when we were little, I mean you couldn't have been more than 5, you just started asking questions. How come we didn't have a mom? Why do we always have to move around? Where'd dad go? I mean he'd take off for days at a time. I remember I begged you, "Quit asking Sammy. Man you don't want to know." I just wanted you to be a kid just for a little while longer. I was trying to protect you, keep you safe. Dad didn't even have to tell me. It was just always my responsibility you know. It's like I had one job…I had one job, and I screwed it up. I blew it…and for that I'm sorry. I guess that's what I do. I let down the people I love. I let dad down and now I guess I'm just supposed to let you down too. How can I? How am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy…gah, what am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do?" (AHBL2)


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Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 1.11 - Out of Mind, Out of Sight - Roundtable Review

Welcome back to the weekly Buffy Roundtable. This week we review Out of Mind, Out of Sight where Joss Whedon puts an interesting spin on the idea of loneliness and feeling invisible in the crowd. While this one had some character leaps and questionable physics, it also focuses more on Cordelia and Buffy and the bonds between them. For me, it was the first time I felt any sympathy for Cordelia and it made her less of a caricature by the end, rounding out an otherwise flat character. John felt that both Cordelia and Buffy were out of character to hyperbolize the metaphor. Please continue the conversation in the comments below.

Spoiler Warning - Although we discuss specific episodes in these roundtables, all episodes of Buffy and Angel are fair game. There may be spoilers ahead for those who have not watched both series in their entirety.

Participants - John and Dahne


Overall:

John - Where shall we begin?
Dahne - So overall how do you feel about this episode? I like it as a standalone.
John - I agree. It had some big structural flaws that made it both better and worse than expected (which I'll explain in a second), but it was largely enjoyable.
Dahne - Which structural flaws are you talking about?
John - Basically, the episode did two things that kind of irked me. A) The writer changed the characters - or perhaps emphasized certain traits a little more than usual, like Cordy's selfishness and Buffy's potential loneliness - in order to B) make giant super obvious metaphors. It was bad because obvious metaphors and characters acting differently bothers me, but I liked it because it did some fantastic humanization for Cordelia.
Dahne - I was a big fan of them spotlighting Cordelia and her own loneliness so that didn't bother me in this. I thought it showed growth in Cordelia's character which had been pretty standard mean girl up to this point. I think we've had hints of Buffy feeling alienated from others before.
John - I suppose. Definitely I enjoyed the character growth. I just spent the first twenty minutes slightly more horrified with her than usual lol.
Dahne - Ah, I remember people like that from high school (minus the death is all about me part of course) so it wasn't quite as big a stretch for me when it first aired. For me it was more the physics side of the episode that makes some parts hard for me, although the metaphor there is stellar.
John - Hahaha, I mean, I don't know how I feel about very obvious metaphors. I liked how some of it worked out - for example, how Marcie thought she could count on Buffy, but watching her and Cordelia bond made her think Buffy was "one of them" - but a lot of it was just over-the-top obvious. For example, as you said the whole "This is all about me... me me me!" line was unnecessary. And the episode was called Invisible Girl. About an Invisible Girl. Made Invisible by virtue of the word's figurative meaning.
Dahne - For me, all of Marcie was over the top and I completely agree about the episode NOT being subtle. I think that is somewhat typical of season 1. I also wasn't a fan of the first "government is evil" episode. That came back to play with the corrupt mayor and all of season 4.
John - Yeah I didn't see that twist coming AT ALL! What a weird ending. Don't think I liked it.

High school as Hell:

John - That being said, I know how much you like monster-as-metaphor, so do you want to discuss that some more? Just, like, your take on what they were talking about.
Dahne - I liked the whole lonely in a crowd and the trials of both being popular and not popular better. Cordelia's speech and Buffy understanding gave them both more depth as characters.
John - Yeah, definitely. Despite its obviousness - ohey, remember when Xander and Willow always reference inside jokes in front of Buffy and neglect to invite her over for dinner - I really enjoyed how it kind of got at the heart of feeling alone both within and without a crowd. (Sorry, I meant that ohey in the context of the rest of the first season. Given that they have never done that sort of thing).
Dahne - I liked that scene, especially because it reminded me of how long Xander and Willow were friends, something that sometimes I forget in other episodes.
John - Yeah, that's a fair point too. Why hadn't they been doing that before this episode?
Dahne - That's a great question. They do sometimes talk about inside jokes around Buffy but it didn't come off as completely excluding her like it did here.


Favorite Scenes/Moments:

Dahne - So what were your favorite parts of this episode?
John - I guess part of the fun of this episode is that we really linger on Buffy and Cordelia's reactions to things. Maybe we can treat these hyperbolic versions of the characters as not occurring in reality, but rather, us being able to see how they perceive the world. They physically had to show us because how else would that be communicated on TV. I'd be happy with that interpretation and would be more charitable as a whole towards the episode lol.
Dahne - I guess I don't find them to be so hyperbolic that it takes me out of the episode so I am good with their reactions. The only one truly over the top for me is Marcie.
John - Fair enough. Okay, so, my favourite part of the episode was when Giles and Angel bonded :). Although the overt metaphors struck again with the whole I CAN'T SEE ME IN THE MIRROR thing, but it was fun to watch Giles get so excited about a long-lost book.
Dahne - I have the Angel and Giles part as one of my favorites too. I like that both of them got extra time this episode.
John - We never really see Giles in his own space doing his own thing. We only ever really see him interacting with - or trying to save - the kids. It's nice to see him bond with other adult people.
Dahne - Plus like you said, he was excited about it. He's usually more calm and whenever he isn't, the kids make fun of him about it.
John - True. Then they bonded about how invisible teenagers kind of wasn't their thing.
Dahne - Ha! Not sure invisible teens are anyone's thing. I also like that Angel rescues them in the end although the plot seemed straight from Hocus Pocus.
John - Lol, agreed.
Dahne - I thought that the whole "someone watching you for months" premise gave the episode a great creepy vibe. I also liked that for as crazy as Marcy was, she could be smart as well.
John - Yeah, I thought that Marcie, though creepy, was excellent in the climactic scene where she almost scars Cordelia.
Dahne - I also liked the parallel of the teacher talking about "active listening" and then Buffy used it at the end to defeat Marcy.
John - Yeah, this episode was somehow both not subtle at all and yet creative in its ability to make those sorts of connections.
Dahne - Two small moments I liked were the looks they gave Xander when he says it might be a "vampire bat." That pun was so bad I laugh every time. I also loved Giles giving Xander the teacher look when he goes to put his feet on the table.
John - I enjoyed those moments as well :).

Cordelia Confusion:

Dahne - Plus Cordelia actually thanks the Scooby gang and takes that step towards being a member of it.
John - I can't remember, had Cordelia seen vampires before? And the Scooby gang in action?
Dahne - Does Cordelia see vampires in this one? For some reason I thought that was next episode.
John - Naw not this episode. To be more precise, has Cordelia seen them deal with monsters of any kind? I feel like she has been part of some Scooby adventures and just feigns, or believes for the sake of her sanity, that nothing unexplainable happened. But I can't remember. Lol, only 11 episodes in to the series...
Dahne - As for the Scooby gang, I am not sure she knew exactly what they do but she knew enough to reach out to Buffy, which showed she was smarter than originally portrayed to me. She saw Buffy and Luke so I guess that counts as seeing a vampire although she didn't think they were vampires.
John - Right, and pretty much everyone at the Bronze just explained that away with steroids or something.
Dahne - I can't think of another time when she specifically witnessed an event but she was there in the aftermath of a few. Hmm, now I am going to have to go over my notes from the previous episodes.

Favorite Lines:

Dahne - So did you have any favorite lines?
John - I really enjoyed when Cordelia said: "Being this popular is not just my right, but my responsibility." (sighs) Also, this line made me smile just because it exemplifies what I love about Whedonesque writing: Xander: "So, Giles said you'd be here. Why are you being here?" You?
Dahne - Ha! I loved that everyone got a snarky gem in this episode, even Willow. Cordelia: "Buffy, I…I know we've had our differences with you being so weird and all and hanging out with these total losers. Well anyway, despite all of that, I know that you share this feeling that we have for each other deep down." Willow: "Nausea?" I also Xander's "duh" voice in this one: Willow: "Why is Marcy doing this?" Giles: "The loneliness, the constant exile…she's…she has gone mad." Xander: "You think." We also get the classic - Giles: "A vampire in love with the Slayer. It's rather poetic in a maudlin sort of way."
John - Yeah, this episode has some excellent writing. I don't even remember the context of this, but apparently it was my other favourite? Buffy: "Gee, it's fun that we're speaking in tongues."
Dahne - I have that one too. It's when Xander and Willow are talking about Cordelia and Buffy feels left out.
John - Oh right! ALSO: Xander: "What, so there's homework now? When did that happen?" Buffy: "It's all part of the glamorous world of vampire slayage." Okay I am done now lol
Dahne - I have that Xander quote as well. In fact, apart from the season finale, I think I have more favorite quotes in this one than any of the other season episodes. Another great parallel of lines were: Giles: "0nce again I teeter on the precipice of the generation gap." and Buffy: "I think I speak for everyone here when I say huh?"
John - I missed that generation gap one! That's the best!

Snyder:

Dahne - Snyder made me laugh with: "What are you? Ghouls? They are no dead students here…this week." Only in Sunnydale.
John - Me too! Buffy: "Mitch wanted me to get his comb. He likes his comb." Snyder: "I don't think Mitch needs his comb right now. I think Mitch needs medical attention."
Dahne - Bwah! That Snyder quote was awesome, especially in the deadpan delivery. Principal Snyder was evil but funny. One of my favorite Snyder moments is when he is saying that he hates kids and Giles questions why he is a principal then.
John - Definitely one of my favourite recurring characters. Best deadpan ever.
Dahne - I loved Principal Snyder. I know most people hated him but he could turn a phrase like no one's business and screw over Buffy without a second thought.
John - Did most people hate him? I thought it was a love to hate kind of deal. I don't even love to hate him, I think he's fantastic.
Dahne - Yeah, love to hate is probably a better term. I thought he was fantastic too. I love how he was the complete opposite of Flutie and yet they both ended up screwed over by the Hellmouth.
John - Oh Flutie. I'm glad he went so early so we could have a Snyder, but having a Flutie was pretty fun too.
Dahne - I loved both of them. I would have liked Flutie to stay a bit longer, but Snyder was such a brilliant move you can't fault them for hastening Flutie's death.

Impact/Social Issues:

Dahne - So any impact from this episode on the series? For me it was confirmation that vampires don't breath that became important in the finale. Also bringing Cordelia more into the fold.
John - Oh, I didn't even notice the breathing thing! I need to pay better attention while I scribble down my notes. Yeah, I think the biggest impact was the slight humanization of Cordelia.
Dahne - Angel mentions it when he rescues them from the gas.
John - So, in other realms of thought, the only thing I thought was problematic about this episode - other than most of what Cordy says, but we know it's supposed to be problematic - was Xander's whole dream of invisibly "[protecting] the girls locker room". Not because he makes the comment, but because no one reacts. I guess it's cool that no one laughs, but probably he should have been called out. At least by Giles or something.
Dahne - I think the tight sweater comment about the "active listening" teacher was a little much too. Although when this first aired, neither comment bothered me that I can recall. Shows how culture has been changing since Buffy aired.
John - Crap. I missed that comment too. What happened there? And yeah, it's cool to see that sort of change actually occur :).
Dahne - Apparently Xander didn't remember the active listening demonstration he did with his teacher because he was so enraptured with her tight sweater.
John - Ohhhhh. Okay.
Dahne - My other issue is Buffy going out in that outfit and Joyce not saying anything. What was that? Both Buffy and Cordelia wear some things that just weren't appropriate.
John - Right. I don't know where I fall on policing dress. I suppose there's something to be said for the need to police minors at the very least.

Wrap-up:

John - Anyway, unfortunately, I must leave now :(. It looks like this episode gave us LOTS to talk about though.
Dahne - So any last thoughts?
John - Naw, I said my piece. It was a strong standalone episode with a few quirks.
Dahne - This episode has grown on me each time I've rewatched it. I have some nitpicks but for the most part I like the character growth.


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Sleepy Hollow - 1.01 - Pilot - Best Scene Poll

Hi Sleepy Hollow fans, SpoilerTV is once again doing weekly best scene polls for certain shows, and since Sleepy Hollow is the first show to premiere I thought I'd explain them briefly. Basically we will have between 10-12 choices for best scene for each new episode. One of those will always be Other, so if your favorite isn't a choice please mention it in the comments. You will only get one vote but unlike the Best Show contest, there is no time limit for voting. The best way to make these polls fun is for everyone to share in the comments and keep the conversation going. So until next week, happy voting!





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Supernatural - Ultimate Quote - Round 6 - Poll

At the beginning of hiatus, we started with 128 quotes that made it into the Ultimate Quote Contest out of hundreds nominated. Now we are down to 8. Some great quotes have fallen out and I'm afraid it only gets tougher this round. In the last round, my beloved "clowns kill" and "fudgin" bit it, but some of the longer quotes were toppled too. Nothing was really close but the brothers speaking in tandom in Mystery Spot did grab 46% of the vote, while "fudgin" received 41%. Today the best of the best go against each other, including the hardest choice of the whole contest for me. Happy voting!














Quotes Too Long for Poll:

6-1. Dean: "You know when we were little, I mean you couldn't have been more than 5, you just started asking questions. How come we didn't have a mom? Why do we always have to move around? Where'd dad go? I mean he'd take off for days at a time. I remember I begged you, "Quit asking Sammy. Man you don't want to know." I just wanted you to be a kid just for a little while longer. I was trying to protect you, keep you safe. Dad didn't even have to tell me. It was just always my responsibility you know. It's like I had one job…I had one job, and I screwed it up. I blew it…and for that I'm sorry. I guess that's what I do. I let down the people I love. I let dad down and now I guess I'm just supposed to let you down too. How can I? How am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy…gah, what am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do?" (AHBL2)

6-3. Sam: "Yeah because I've been following you around my entire life. I mean I've been looking up to you since I was 4 Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother. So yeah I know you. Better than anyone else in the entire world and this is exactly how you act when you're terrified. And I mean I can't blame you. It's just…" Dean: "What?" Sam: "It's just I wish you would drop the show and be my big brother again cuz…just cuz." (Fresh Blood)

6-4. Dean: "Sam, come on. Oh Sam. Sam, Sam hey. Hey come here. Come here. Let me have a look at you. Oh hey look. Believe me it's not even that bad. It's not even that bad alright. Sammy. Sam! Hey, listen to me. We're going to patch you up okay. You're going to be as good as new. Huh. I'm going to take care of you. I going to take care of you. I've got you. It's my job right. Watch out for my pain in the a** little brother. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sammy! No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Sam!" (AHBL1)


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Buffy the Vampire Slayer - 1.10 - Nightmares - Roundtable Review

Welcome to the weekly Buffy roundtable review. This week Robin had some computer difficulties which made the review shorter than normal, so I asked Blaire Knight-Graves, Director of Social Media and Associate Editor of We Love TV More and of course Buffy aficionado, to join me for a second review. Below will be both. Sorry for any repetitiveness from my side but I think you will find both sessions interesting. As always, please continue the conversation in the comments below. I would love to hear what you thought of Nightmares too.

Participants - Blaire, Robin, and Dahne

Spoiler Warning - Although we discuss specific episodes in these roundtables, all episodes of Buffy and Angel are fair game. There may be spoilers ahead for those who have not watched both series in their entirety.

Review with Robin and Dahne

Favorites:

Robin: Did you have a favorite part for this episode?
Dahne: I really like this episode so there is a lot I like, but probably the scene where Giles sees Buffy's grave, Xander facing his fear and punching out the clown, and Buffy as a vampire were the highlights. What about you?
Robin: I particularly like Buffy as a vampire too, because even if it's not mentioned again, it sets up that anything could happen on the show. It was a great shock.
Dahne: For me it set up one of the 2 dichotomies of the show. Human Buffy was afraid of losing her dad's love, while Supernatural Buffy was afraid to become what she hunted.
Robin: It was a good dichotomy!
Dahne: Another thing I liked about this episode was Joyce trying to comfort Buffy about her nightmares.
Robin: That was good.
Dahne: I also liked learning about the Scooby Gang's fears, both mundane and huge. It helped flesh out the characters better.
Robin: Always good to have character development!
Dahne: I do wish that Cordelia's was more revealing though. I'm not sure they knew what to make of Cordelia in season 1.
Robin: I wasn't sure what to make of Cordelia until she switched to Angel.
Dahne: I felt more in tune with Cordelia after Out of Sight, Out of Mind but the character really came alive in the Halloween episode for me. I did think it was interesting that Buffy had nightmares of being buried alive and then she wakes up in that coffin in season 6.
Robin: That is a good connection! Also, how terrified she was waking up in season six. That to me was more disturbing than her waking up underground. SMG really made me feel it.
Dahne: It was brilliant acting. Plus I think everyone has a primal fear of being buried alive so it played well on that.
Robin: True. I don't think most people would necessarily realize that fear until it happened, but true.


Hank Summers:

Dahne: Oh and Hank Summers. Buffy worrying about her dad and then him coming through in the end was really touching.
Robin: This was the one and only time that Buffy's dad is seen. Do you think that's because they were trying to set up Giles as her surrogate father or more that it fell between the cracks in terms of writing or why do you think we never see him again?
Dahne: Buffy's dad is also seen in the season 2 premiere. He bought Buffy a lot of shoes. Originally I thought they wanted to focus on Sunnydale and so her dad didn't fit in, but then came The Body and I think they just couldn't go there.
Robin: Completely forgot about all the shoes in LA. Why do you think they couldn't go there? I mean he would have had a teenage daughter, Dawn, as well as Buffy to potentially support. Or even a funeral scene with him would have been nice.
Dahne: The whole idea for killing Joyce off was that Buffy would have to step up and take on the adult world alone. Having her dad there would have lessened the dynamic they were going for. Personally I think that dynamic was a mistake as a whole. Buffy in fast food was not my idea of a win, but there is no denying the harsh emotional impact of The Body.
Robin: True. Maybe they could have mentioned that he moved to a different continent or that Buffy chose not to tell him for some reason though. So true. There is no denying the impact of The Body.


Comparing Seasons:

Dahne: I am not sure if he was mentioned shortly after The Body or not. I want to say Dawn mentions him but I could be mistaken, given that I am no fan of that season at all so I have not rewatched it in ages.
Robin: Season five is not my favorite either. (It was better than four though...)
Dahne: I'd say it's better than six though. :-)
Robin: I liked six!
Dahne: Six is one of my least favorite seasons of any show ever.
Robin: Really? Was it because six was so dark in a not usually that dark show?
Dahne: Dawn, chipped Spike, Buffy's depression, witchy Willow - it all sucked. I hated most of the characters that season and ended up dropping the entire show after the silly yellow crayon.
Robin: The yellow crayon saving the whole world was more than a little far fetched. (and despite my dislike of four, seven is my least favorite because I found at least half of it unwatchable.)
Dahne: Seven took Dawn-like characters to an even higher level so I get where you are coming from. Season 6 was the worst for me and then way behind that, season 5. For me the best of Buffy is seasons 1-3, with season 2 as one of the best TV seasons I've ever seen.
Robin: 2 was amazing. Probably my favorite since it has most of my favorite episodes in it
Dahne: Becoming part 2 is still the episode I compare all other episodes too, but getting back to this episode, what are some of your favorite lines?


Favorite Lines:

Robin: I didn't have any particular lines I liked more than the others but I did think it was cute when Xander mentioned he would mind if a Nazi walked over his face (instead of a spider) and then a swastika becoming part of his nightmare.
Dahne: I loved: 1. Xander: "I'm not worried. If there's something bad out there, we'll find, you'll slay, we'll party."
2. Buffy: "Scary. I'll tell you something though, there are a lot scarier things than you….and I'm one of them." This one always makes me laugh too - Xander: "Wendell was in Cordelia's light." Wendell: "I'm so ashamed." Willow: "Why is she so Evita-like?" Buffy: "I think it's the hair."
Robin: That is a good exchange.


Least Favorites:

Robin: Least favorite part?
Dahne: Definitely the spiders. I am totally with Willow on that one. I also thought the Master was particularly cheesy here.
Robin: The Master was always a super cheesy character. (Another good thing they did away with the last remnants of him in s2)
Dahne: I wasn't sorry to see the Master go either. Other smaller negatives for me were Xander and his arachnids from the Middle East (really?), the fact that no doctor would ever share private patient info with anyone other than the police and family members, and the scene where they were contrasting the cemetery darkness with Buffy and Billy with the complete whiteout of the others was poorly shot and way too overdone.
Robin: The doctor sharing the information was definitely bad to the level of distraction for me. Is it just me or was most of this season way too dark on the night shots?
Dahne: I think they were trying to make it atmospheric.
Robin: Yeah, but when you have to change the contrast on your tv and the computer (or at least mine) doesn't get a high enough contrast ratio to see anything, it's too much!
Dahne: Ha! Supernatural did the same thing with season 1.
Robin: So true. And to an extent, they still do. (I actually set my TV based on the Supernatural tv broadcast.)


Wrap-Up:

Dahne: Another thing that always gets me is that the kid Billy looks a lot like Joseph Gordon-Levitt to me. In fact, I've probably checked to see if it was him half a dozen times over the years.
Robin: Yeah, but Joesph had his long hair in 97 so it couldn't be him.
Dahne: I thought the theme of coaches taking the game to seriously was interestingly portrayed. In some ways it is like the second episode Witch in this.
Robin: It is. It's also a little like that season one Smallville episode (that one also had shades of the Buffy fish-swimmer episode. I really hope that makes sense.)
Dahne: I didn't watch Smallville regularly so I'm not sure which episode you are referring to.
Robin: The one where the coach was dosing his player with meteor rocks in the sauna. It was also the one where the sprinklers were set on fire (and one of the multiple attempts on Principle Quan's life)
Dahne: Okay any final thoughts?
Robin: I don't think I really have anything to add. You?
Dahne: I thought the scene where smoking could literally kill you (if there's a monster on the loose) was fun and the scene where Buffy's nightmare world dad tells her she's a disappointment was one of the most painful scenes in the show.
Robin: Yes, smoke breaks don't kill people, monsters attacking people on smoke breaks kill people. And that was a heartbreaking scene.

Review with Blaire and Dahne:

Heroes:

Dahne - Hey Blaire, thanks for coming.
Blaire - I'm happy to be here :) I'm a big fan of this episode, although sometimes I question where the heck it came from. I'm happy to share my thoughts!
Dahne - I really like this episode as well. I think it fleshed out the characters more by showing us their fears.
Blaire - That's an excellent point. Viewers are definitely more inside of the character's heads, especially the titular character's fear of her parents' divorce (a very relatable moment for all survivors of divorce).
Dahne - What I liked best about Buffy's fears were that she had these supernatural fears that no one will experience but then she had common fears that made her very relatable. It's what Joss balanced best in the series. Making Buffy both a superhero and a regular girl with normal problems.
Blaire - Absolutely! That's a fantastic point. So many superheroes are paragons with no human fears.
Dahne - For me it is that Buffy was allowed to have fears AND be the hero. She didn't have to be an anti-hero like so many shows are going to these days.
Blaire - Ah, yes... Buffy was from a time when a hero was actually a hero. All of the heroes in the Buffyverse made horrible, life-altering mistakes, but all were better human beings than those who parade across our television screens today... She's also from a time with kick-ass women, a type of character we are severely lacking nowadays.
Dahne - Agreed. For awhile there Buffy made it safe for women to be both female and heroic, saving lives and being strong. Now it feels like we are reversing that trend. We get some kick butt women, but generally not enough.
Blaire - The kick-butt women are all "badasses" nowadays, but they rarely have the characterization and fleshed-out writing of Buffy.
Dahne - Good point. Although I think that the male version is sometimes stiltedly written as well.


Favorites:

Dahne - So what was your favorite part?
Blaire - Oh man! Favorite? Let me think... On a serious note, probably--as previously mentioned--the relatable moment for young viewers between Buffy and her father. On a silly note, learning that Giles' worst fear is losing his ability to read.
Dahne - The conversation Buffy has with alternate reality Hank was one of the most devastating and hard to take moments of the series for me. I also loved the moment where Giles could not read and is insulted that Buffy thinks he can read fewer languages than he really can. It was classically Giles and always makes me laugh. However, my favorite Giles moment in this one is where he confesses that he fears pushing Buffy too hard and losing her because of it.
Blaire - Absolutely. It may be one of the first times in the series that we see that weakness of Giles. He perpetually shows this fear throughout the series to the audience, but very rarely to Buffy herself.
Dahne - I like that he shared his concerns about his ability to be a good Watcher in front of Willow and Xander too. He is undeniably the parent figure in this show so a lot of times he hides his vulnerability. So when he shows it, it comes out as even more powerful.
Blaire - It's amazing to see the parallels between Hank and Giles. Giles the father-figure and Hank, the father who fulfills Buffy's worst nightmare.
Dahne - I like how they played on the Hank character and wish we had seen more of him. I was really happy though that we got a Buffy and Hank reunion at the end. I would have hated to be left with that image of him.
Blaire - I can't recall... Is this the only time we see Hank?
Dahne - We see Hank again in the premiere of season 2. He brings Buffy back to Sunnydale and buys her way too many shoes.
Blaire - Oh right! On another note, I think it's important that the B and C characters had a moment of comedic relief.
Dahne - I like that Xander faces his fears and punches out the clown. Wasn't too excited about Willow's singing in public fear. The opera singer's facial expressions made me laugh though.
Blaire - Good point! But it's interesting to give Willow that character trait--intense brains paired with an intense fear of being in the public eye.
Dahne - That's something I think they develop well in Willow's character in season 2 and with Oz. One of the little moments that I really liked was Buffy spraining her ankle. It showed that even as a superhero, she wasn't invulnerable and that makes her struggle even more poignant.
Blaire - It is very rare that they show Buffy in that way. When she gets hurt, she later has too many responsibilities to even think about it for more than a line or two. It shows her grow up.


Least Favorites:

Dahne - So is there anything you didn't like about the episode?
Blaire - I could never fully figure out how on earth that kid got those powers. The rest of the Buffyverse mythology doesn't lend itself to this type of supernatural storytelling. I've seen the episode dozens of times, and I'm still not sure it's ever fully explained.
Dahne - It does seem odd that a random kid could not only astral project but then infect everyone else with his fear. Saying they are on the Hellmouth as an explanation felt like a copout. Plus we never see Billy again so we never get to explore if he is a normally psychic kid or if this was a one-off thing.
Blaire - Plus... Astral projection in a coma? From a child?
Dahne - Good point. The story itself didn't make much sense from a Sunnydale canon perspective.
Blaire - It's probably the strangest one-off in the entire Whedon-verse. Whenever any of my friend's ask me about the weirdest Whedon things, I'd have to say that "Nightmares" from Buffy and "The Attic" from Dollhouse are my top two.
Dahne - For me the Master was way too over the top in this episode. I also couldn't believe that Xander blindly follows the chocolate bar trail without ever thinking it could be leading to another nightmare. It reminds me of Harry Potter when Crabbe and Goyle eat the cupcakes and Ron says, "How thick can you get?"
Blaire - You know what, I barely know anything about the Harry Potter universe. But, I think at that junction we only know that Xander likes girls and candy... And that he's really excitable.
Dahne - Ha! Very excitable. I'm glad he matures as the series goes on. By the way, I cannot believe that someone who likes fantasy/sci fi isn't into the Harry Potter world? :-P
Blaire - Honestly! I'm not sure what it is. I got 2/3 way through the 4th book but I hated reading 10 chapters about Quidditch. I know, it barely makes any sense that THAT is what drove me away from HP.
Dahne - Ah, Quidditch isn't for everyone. Try the movies then. There's less time spent on the sport. Also, JK Rowling got tired of writing about Quidditch as well and there is very little to none of it in the latter books.


Sid the Dummy:

Dahne - So is there anything that makes a particular impact from this episode on the series for you? For me it is mostly getting to know the characters better and the theme of facing your fears to overcome them.
Blaire - I think for me the big takeaway from "Nightmares" is that while it's a very enjoyable hour of television that helps me to have a better understanding of some of my favorite characters of all time, the biggest impact the episode has on me was an example of a series almost hitting the mark but falling short.
Dahne - I think maybe I enjoy this episode so much because I really did not like the previous episode about the dummy.
Blaire - Oh my goodness! That's one of my favorite episodes! Sid is one of my favorite characters!
Dahne - Really? You like Sid? We should have had you on the last roundtable because for the most part all of us disliked that episode. You would have been a great counterpoint.
Blaire - Oh my goodness! You get to play as Sid in one of the original Buffy video games. His story gets better and better :) He's one of the episodes I highly recommend to newbies of the Whedonverse!
Dahne - Wow! If I had seen The Puppet Show first, I don't think I would have continued with Buffy. The whole premise was too weird for me and I thought Sid was over the top smarmy.
Blaire - I love smarmy :)
Dahne - Ha!


The X-Files and Other Favorites:

Dahne - One of my favorite things about Buffy is the high school/life as hell motif running throughout it.
Joss always took mundane things and gave them a supernatural twist so that they were out there but still relatable. In this episode for me a big part of that is the insane degree some adults take kid sports.
Blaire - Yes! My favorite example of the mundane things being given a supernatural twist is "Out of Mind, Out of Sight".
Dahne - That's next week's episode and one of my favorite standalones. The idea of invisible kids working for the government creeped me out when I first saw it.
Blaire - TOTALLY! But as an X-Files and Hellboy buff I wasn't too bothered by it. If that makes sense?
Dahne - I don't know anything about Hellboy, but X-Files helped inspire my love of sci fi and genre TV.
Blaire - Me as well! The X-Files may be my favorite series of all time, next to Angel.
Dahne - The X-Files was my first TV obsession, marking the first time I ever went to the internet to talk about TV. It was also my first foray into the massive and sometimes disturbing world of fanfiction.
Blaire - Hah! The X-Files was my first TV obsession as well, but I think my first trip to the Internet to really talk about TV obsessively may have been for 'Heroes'.
Dahne - Ah, you missed some very heated discussions about The X-Files then, especially when it came to 'shipping.


Wrap-Up:

Dahne - John, another regular to the roundtable who couldn't make it this time, also loves to talk about Buffy in society and how it takes on societal issues. I don't see much of that in this episode. Anything you want to say about it?
Blaire - Well... I think we had a missed opportunity earlier. The fanatical sports issues is well-addressed here, and there are countless real-life examples of adults taking it too far with child athletes. Or letting child athletes hurt other children.
Dahne - I thought it was brilliant the way they made the coach into a literal monster in Billy's view. I don't think some parents get how they come across to kids when they get overly involved.
Blaire - Very true. But unfortunately I feel like the pay-off at the end, that we only really discover this at the end, made the episode fall very flat. I like knowing who the bad guy is earlier in an episode rather than a big reveal at the end--like Law & Order.
Dahne - Hmm, interesting. I never really questioned the villain reveal at the end, probably because that's how most of the shows I watch do it. So anything else you want to add about this episode?
Blaire - Honestly that pretty much covers most of my thoughts! Any other questions that you have for me?
Dahne - Nope. Thanks so much for joining on this episode. I look forward to hearing your views on Out of Sight, Out of Mind as well.
Blaire - I would love to offer them! Thanks so much for inviting me! It was a real pleasure :)

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Supernatural Weapons

Someone asked about Supernatural weapons and I could have sworn we had a poll already on that topic, but I couldn't find it. Here's a short and definitely NOT complete list of Supernatural weapons in seasons 1-7. For season 8, you are on your own. That would require me to rewatch season 8 and I'm not quite ready to do that.


Offensive Weapons:

Pearl-handled pistol
Sam's curved blade from Pilot
Sawed-off shotgun
Salt and burn
Flare guns
Exorcism
Holy water
Mirror
Silver bullets
Salt rounds
Fire
Holy ground
Wrought iron bullets / Iron
Dead man's blood
The Colt
Brass knife
Machete
Stake
Psychic power
Silver knife (dipped in lamb's blood)
Ruby's knife
Spell
Christmas tree branches
Sam's Hand of Ipecac
Angel's grace
Axe
Reaper's scythe
Angel blade
Enochian banishing sigils
Hell hound (when Crowley uses it to protect you from other hellhounds)
Staff of Moses
Lot's salt
Bamboo dagger
Dog's blood
Microwave
Sword (forged in dragon's blood)
Electricity
Phoenix's ash
Borax
Ram's horn
Samurai sword
Bone of the righteous dipped in demon, angel, and Purgatory native blood


Defensive Weapons:

Salt
Devil's trap
Goofer dust
Prophet (archangels protect them)
Holy oil
Enochian sigils
Sugar (or salt to distract creatures from fairy world)
Curse box
Demon/angel/leviathan tablets

Supernatural - Ultimate Quote - Round 5 - Poll

Unlike the previous round, most of yesterday's polls were not even close with Dean's pathos in AHBL1 toppling its opponent by a whopping 72.6%. Alas, Sam's great quote where he vows not to leave Dean got beat out by 5 votes by the angel-demon porn line, which I never expected to get this far. So sad. Coming in with 43% of the vote were Dean's Aquarius speech and Cas' perdition line. That leaves only Dean, Sam, and 1 Bobby quote left to finish the competition as seen in the polls below. We've entered the Sweet Sixteen, where only 8 quotes can move on. Make your choice and happy voting!

Polling will end at 11 pm CST on Sunday, Sept. 8.

Contest Results so Far

























Quotes Too Long for Poll:

5-2. Dean: "All of them…everyone you saved, everyone Sammy and I saved. They're all dead, and there's this woman…haunting me. I don't know why. I don't know what the connection is, not yet ayway. It's like my old life is like coming after me or something, like it doesn't want me to be happy. Course I know what you'd say…well not the you that played softball, but you'd say, 'Go hunt the djinn. It put you here. It can put you back. Your happiness over all those people's lives…no contest.' Right? But why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero? What about us huh? Mom's not supposed to live her life, Sammy's not supposed to get married? Why do we have to sacrifice everything dad? It's…yeah." (WiaWSNB)

5-2. Dean: "You know when we were little, I mean you couldn't have been more than 5, you just started asking questions. How come we didn't have a mom? Why do we always have to move around? Where'd dad go? I mean he'd take off for days at a time. I remember I begged you, "Quit asking Sammy. Man you don't want to know." I just wanted you to be a kid just for a little while longer. I was trying to protect you, keep you safe. Dad didn't even have to tell me. It was just always my responsibility you know. It's like I had one job…I had one job, and I screwed it up. I blew it…and for that I'm sorry. I guess that's what I do. I let down the people I love. I let dad down and now I guess I'm just supposed to let you down too. How can I? How am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy…gah, what am I supposed to do? What am I supposed to do?" (AHBL2)

5-6. Sam: "Yeah because I've been following you around my entire life. I mean I've been looking up to you since I was 4 Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother. So yeah I know you. Better than anyone else in the entire world and this is exactly how you act when you're terrified. And I mean I can't blame you. It's just…" Dean: "What?" Sam: "It's just I wish you would drop the show and be my big brother again cuz…just cuz." (Fresh Blood)

5-8. Dean: "Sam, come on. Oh Sam. Sam, Sam hey. Hey come here. Come here. Let me have a look at you. Oh hey look. Believe me it's not even that bad. It's not even that bad alright. Sammy. Sam! Hey, listen to me. We're going to patch you up okay. You're going to be as good as new. Huh. I'm going to take care of you. I going to take care of you. I've got you. It's my job right. Watch out for my pain in the a** little brother. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sammy! No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Sam!" (AHBL1)


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Supernatural - Ultimate Quote - 4B - Poll

Friday was a great day for me with only 2 quotes I dislike out of 8 going to the sweet 16. Things were overall pretty close with Dean's "screw hunting" speech from Yellow Fever losing by a mere 5 votes. Humming Metallica lost by 8 votes and drinking the liquor store received 46% of the vote. Today has some real winner quotes as well with only 3 on my blech list. Polls close at 22:00 CST. Happy voting!


























Quotes Too Long for Poll:

9. Dean: "Just hold on, hold on. You seriously think that because none of it…none of it is true. Listen man, I know we've had our disagreements. Okay hell I know I've said some junk that's set you back on your heels, but Sammy come on. I killed Benny to save you. I'm willing to let this b** and all the SoB's that killed mom walk because of you. Don't you dare think that there is anything past or present that I would put in front of you. It has never been like that…ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you." (Sacrifice)

15. Dean: "Sam, come on. Oh Sam. Sam, Sam hey. Hey come here. Come here. Let me have a look at you. Oh hey look. Believe me it's not even that bad. It's not even that bad alright. Sammy. Sam! Hey, listen to me. We're going to patch you up okay. You're going to be as good as new. Huh. I'm going to take care of you. I going to take care of you. I've got you. It's my job right. Watch out for my pain in the a** little brother. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sammy! No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Sam!" (AHBL1)


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Supernatural - Quotes Contest - Results

UPDATED - Sept. 9, 2013

Quotes Out of the Contest:


Round 6 -

Dean: "This book, this is Dad's single most valuable possession. Everything he knows about every evil thing is in here and he's passed it on to us. I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. You know…saving people, hunting things - the family business." (Wendigo)
Sam: "I lost my shoe." (Bad Day at Black Rock)
Sam: "Yeah because I've been following you around my entire life. I mean I've been looking up to you since I was 4 Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother. So yeah I know you. Better than anyone else in the entire world and this is exactly how you act when you're terrified. And I mean I can't blame you. It's just…" Dean: "What?" Sam: "It's just I wish you would drop the show and be my big brother again cuz…just cuz." (Fresh Blood)
Dean: "Sam, come on. Oh Sam. Sam, Sam hey. Hey come here. Come here. Let me have a look at you. Oh hey look. Believe me it's not even that bad. It's not even that bad alright. Sammy. Sam! Hey, listen to me. We're going to patch you up okay. You're going to be as good as new. Huh. I'm going to take care of you. I going to take care of you. I've got you. It's my job right. Watch out for my pain in the a** little brother. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sammy! No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Sam!" (AHBL1)



Round 5 -

Dean: 'I'm gonna say this one time: you make a move on him, you'll be dead before you hit the ground. Do you understand me? I mean, do I make myself clear?" (Croatoan)
Dean: "All of them…everyone you saved, everyone Sammy and I saved. They're all dead, and there's this woman…haunting me. I don't know why. I don't know what the connection is, not yet ayway. It's like my old life is like coming after me or something, like it doesn't want me to be happy. Course I know what you'd say…well not the you that played softball, but you'd say, 'Go hunt the djinn. It put you here. It can put you back. Your happiness over all those people's lives…no contest.' Right? But why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero? What about us huh? Mom's not supposed to live her life, Sammy's not supposed to get married? Why do we have to sacrifice everything dad? It's…yeah." (WiaWSNB)
Sam: "Um we need to think Dean. Wha…what do we know of that has…uh, Jason Bourne fighting skills, dies a lot, and has a history with violent women?" Dean: "I don't know. You." (RtT)
Dean & Sam in tandem: "Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam. You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up…OK, ok, enough." (Mystery Spot)
Dean: "I'm Batman." Sam: "Yeah, you're Batman." (Bad Day at Black Rock)
Dean: "You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill you." (A Very Supernatural Christmas)
Dean: "Nothing. It's just an angel and a demon riding in the back seat. It's like the setup to a bad joke, or a Penthouse forum letter." Sam: "Dude, reality. Porn." Dean: "You call this reality?" (Heaven and Hell)
Sam: "At least I'm not afraid of flying." Dean: "Planes crash." Sam: "And apparently clown kill." (Everybody Loves a Clown)



Round 4 -

Sam: "What the hell happened to you?" Cas: "I found a liquor store." Sam: "And?" Cas: "And I drank it." (99 Problems)
Dean: "You know what, screw this." Sam: "Whoa, whoa, whoa Dean, come on." Dean: "No, I mean come on Sam, what are we doing?" Sam: "We're hunting a ghost." Dean: "A ghost? Exactly. Who does that?" Sam: "Us." Dean: "Us. Right, and that Sam…that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean come on, we hunt monsters. What the hell? I mean normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us. No, no, no, we…we search out things that want to kill us. Yeah, huh. Or eat us. You know who does that? Crazy people. We are insane. You know then there's the…the…the bad diner food and…and the skeevy motel rooms and then the truck stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean who wants this life Sam? Huh, seriously. I mean do you actually like being stuck in a car with me 8 hours a day every single day. I don't think so. I mean I drive too fast and I listen to the same 5 albums over and over and over again. And…and…and I…I sing along. I'm annoying. I know that. And you, you're gassy. You eat half a burrito and you get toxic. I mean you what, you can forget it." Sam: "Whoa Dean, where are you going?" Dean: "Stay away from me Sam okay because I am done with it. I'm done with the monsters and…and…and…and the hell hounds and the ghost sickness and the damn Apocalypse. I'm out. I'm done. I quit." (Yellow Fever)
Sam: "You humming Metallica?" Dean: "It calms me down." (Phantom Traveler)
Dean: "You know it's kind of funny talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's kind of like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped." Cas: "This isn't funny Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes." (The End)
Sam: "I am smart and so are you. You're not a grunt, Dean. You're a genius. When it comes to lore, to…you're the best damn hunter I have ever seen. Better than me. Better than dad. I believe in you Dean, so please, please believe in me too." (Trial and Error)
Dean: "You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your a**." Sam: "I don't think that's funny." Dean: "Ah c'mon, it's a little bit funny." (Faith)
Sam: "Oh hey Chuck, look if you really want to publish more books I guess that's okay with us." Chuck: "Wow, really?" Sam: "No, not really. We have guns and we'll find you." (TRG)
Crowley: "Don't worry about…what? Like Lucifer didn't worry, or Michael, or Lilith or Alastair or Azazel didn't worry? Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn't underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?" (The Man who Would be King)
Dean: "Just hold on, hold on. You seriously think that because none of it…none of it is true. Listen man, I know we've had our disagreements. Okay hell I know I've said some junk that's set you back on your heels, but Sammy come on. I killed Benny to save you. I'm willing to let this b** and all the SoB's that killed mom walk because of you. Don't you dare think that there is anything past or present that I would put in front of you. It has never been like that…ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you." (Sacrifice)
Dean: "B**." Sam: "What're you calling me a b** for?" Dean: "You’re supposed to say jerk." Sam: "What?" Dean: "Never mind." (What is and What Should Never Be)
Dean: "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women…and I did not kill anyone, but I know who did or rather what did. Of course I can't be for sure since our investigation was interrupted, but our working theory is that we're looking for some kind of vengeful spirit. (The Usual Suspects)
Bobby: "Well congrats. You discovered it. You get to name it." Dean: "Jefferson Starships…because they're horrible and hard to kill." (Mommy Dearest)
Dean: "Hey don't forget the extra onions this time, huh?" Sam: "Dude, I'm the one who's going to have to ride in the car with your extra onions." Dean: "Hey see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie." (AHBL1)
Sam: "You know me. You know why. I'm not leaving my brother alone out there." (The Man who Knew Too Much)
Dean: "I've got a year to live, Sam. I'd like to make the most of it, so what do you say we kill some evil SoB's and we raise a little hell, huh?" (The Magnificent Seven)
Cas: "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition." (Lazarus Rising)


Round 3 -

Sam: "Well we're not dealing with the anti-Claus." Dean: "What'd Bobby say?" Sam: "Uh, that we're morons." (A Very SPN Christmas)
Sam: "You're bossy." Dean: "What?" Sam: "You're bossy….and short." (Playthings)
Dean: "You know she could be faking." Sam: "Yeah, what do you want to do? Poke her with a stick…Dude, you're not going to poke her with a stick." (Playthings)
Dean: "I reiterate, freaking insane. Oh check it out. There's actually fans. There's not many of them, but still did you read this?" Sam: "Yep." Dean: "Although for fans they sure do complain a lot." (The Monster at the End of this Book)
Sam: "Dean, always with the scissors." (Heart)
Dean: "Get out of the car." Sam: "I'm going with you." Dean: "You're just going to slow me down." Sam: "Tough." Dean: "This is dangerous and you could get hurt." Sam: "Yeah and so could you, Dean." Dean: "Sam…" Sam: "Look whatever stupid thing you're about to do, you're not doing it alone and that's that." (WiaWSNB)
Dean: "You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and that they shoot rainbows out of their a**." Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?" (Houses of the Holy)
Sam: "Hey Dean, I'm sorry." Dean: "For what?" Sam: "Ah you know, I've really given you a lot of cr** for always following dad's orders but I know why you do it." Dean: "Oh God, kill me now." (Something Wicked)
Henriksen: "You think you're funny?" Dean: "I think I'm adorable." (Folsom Prison Blues)
John: "Take your brother outside as fast as you can. Don't look back. Now Dean! Go!" (Pilot)
Dean: "Dude, you fugly." (Scarecrow)
Dean: "That fabric softener teddy bear. Ooh, I'm gonna hunt that little b** down." (Faith)
Dean: "Can I shoot her?" Sam: "Not in public." (Red Sky at Morning)
Dean: "Don't be afraid of the dark? What? Are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what's out there!" (Pilot)
Sam: "But I want you to know I'm here for you, you brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here. You're too precious for this world." (Tall Tales )
John: "Shut up all of you. Look not another word or so help me I will turn this car around." Dean: "Wow. Awkward family road trip." Sam: "No kidding." (The Song Remains the Same)
Dean: "Dude you were out…and making some serious happy noises. Who were you dreaming about?" Sam: "What? No one. Nothing." Dean: "Come on, you can tell me. Angelina Jolie?" Sam: "No." Dean: "Brad Pitt?" Sam: "No, no." (Dream a Little Dream of Me)
Dean: "Sam, you and dad…you're the most important people in my life, and now…I never should have come back, Sam. It wasn't natural and now look what's come of it. I was dead and I should have stayed dead. You wanted to know how I was feeling…well that's it. So tell me, what could you possibly say to make that alright?" (Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things)
Dean: "Believe in that. Believe me okay? You've got to believe me. You've got to make it stone number one and build on it. You understand?" (Hello, Cruel World)
Sam: "You know it's comforting." Dean: "What's that?" Sam: "I died for a year, came back, and you're still not funny." Dean: "Shut up. I'm hilarious." (Like a Virgin)
Dean: "I would die for him in a second but I won't let him do this to himself. I can't. I guess I found my line. I won't let my brother turn into a monster." (When the Levee Breaks)
Sam: "Okay look, yesterday was Tuesday right? But today is Tuesday too." Dean: "Yeah no…good. You're totally balanced." (Mystery Spot)
Dean: "Sammy, wherever you are, Mom's a babe! I'm going to hell. Again." (In the Beginning)
Dean: "Pudding!" Nurse: "Alright, come on you two." Dean: "Crazy works." (Sam, Interrupted)
Sam: "Does it bother you at all how easily you seem to fit in here?" Dean: "No, not really." (Folsom Prison Blues)
Henriksen: "I shot the sheriff." Dean: "But you didn't shoot the deputy." (Jus in Bello)
Dean: "Because you've got 1 advantage that Max didn't have." Sam: "Dad? Because dad's not here Dean." Dean: "No, me. As long as I'm around nothing bad is going to happen to you." (Nightmare)
Dean: "I'm not going to die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot." (Faith)
Dean: "Fight the fairies! You fight those fairies! Fight the fairies!" (Clap Your Hands if You Believe)
Sam: "You built a panic room?" Bobby: "I had a weekend off." Dean: "You're awesome." (Are You There God? It's Me, Dean Winchester)
Dean: "Guess what you do next? 'Sam turned his back on Dean, his face brooding and pensive.' I mean I don't know how he's doing it but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face but those are definitely your brooding and pensive shoulders. You just thought I was a d**." Sam: "Guy's good." (The Monster at the End of this Book)
Dean: "Well that's because you're a freak." Sam: "Yeah thanks." Dean: "Well I'm a freak too. I'm right there with you all the way." Sam: "Yeah I know you are." (Skin)



Round 2 -

Dean: "I like him. He says okie dokey." (Nightshifter)
Dean: "I hate witches. They're always spewing their bodily fluids everywhere." Sam: "Pretty much." Dean: "It's creepy. You know it's downright unsanitary." (Malleus Maleficarum)
Dean: "Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days." (Pilot)
Sam: Hey dad, whatever happened to that college fund?" John: "I spent it on ammo." (Dead Man's Blood)
121. Sam: "You're my brother and I still love you. Boop!" (Sam, Interrupted)
Sam: "Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah." (Tall Tales)
Sam: "What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks." (Provenance)
Dean: "So you know what? As far as I'm concerned, it's a gift horse and I'm not looking for teeth. I'm sending Death a damn fruit basket." (Like a Virgin)
Dean: "Oh sweetheart, I don't do shorts." (Wendigo)
Dean: "SOB. My father was an obsessed b**. All that cr** he dumped on me about protecting Sam, that was his cr**. He's the one who couldn't protect his family. He's the one who let mom die, who wasn't there for Sam. I always was. He wasn't there. I didn't deserve what he put on me and I don't deserve to go to hell." (Dream a Little Dream of Me)
Sam: "Dude, it's a burger." Dean: "It's a treasure." (We Need to Talk about Kevin)
Dean: "Dad, I know I've left you messages before. I don't even know if you get them. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I don't know if it's the thing that killed mom or not, but I don't know what to do so whatever you're doing, if you could get here. Please, I need your help dad." (Home)
Cas: "You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell. I can throw you back in." (Are You There God? It's Me, Dean Winchester)
Dean: "What do you think Scully? You want to check it out?" Sam: "I'm not Scully. You're Scully." Dean: "No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman." (The Usual Suspects)
Dean: "I can't do this alone." Sam: "Yes you can." Dean: "Well I don't want to." (Pilot)
Dean: "You mean like protection against demons salt or oops I spilled the popcorn salt?" (Dead Man's Blood)
Sam: "You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?" Dean: "Dude, could you be more gay? Don't answer that." (Bedtime Stories)
Linda: "We accept home owners of all race, religion, color, or sexual orientation." Dean: "Right. Um, I'm going to go talk to Larry. Okay honey?" (Bugs)
RoboSam: "Close encounter? What kind? Third kind already? You'd better run man. I think the fourth kind is a butt thing." (Clap Your Hands if You Believe)
Sam: "I have these nightmares." Dean: "I've noticed." Sam: "And sometimes they come true." Dean: "Come again?" (Home)
Sam: "Listen to me Bobby. If there's only one working part that's enough. We're not just going to give up on…" Bobby: "Okay, you've got it." (In My Time of Dying)
Dean: "How I feel…inside me…I wish I couldn't feel anything Sammy. I wish I couldn't feel a damn thing." (Heaven and Hell)
Dean: "You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness." (Roadkill)
Dean: "Man you've held out on me. This college thing is awesome." Sam: "This wasn't really my experience." Dean: "Let me guess…libraries, studying, straight A's? What a geek!?" (Hook Man)
Sam: "I kind of can't believe it Dean. I mean our whole lives…everything has been prepping for this, and now I…I kind of don't know what to say." Dean: "I do. That was for our mom, you SoB."(AHBL2)
Dean: "Great. Well we'll just bust in, drag the kids out, torch them on the front lawn. That'll play great with the neighbors." (The Kids are Alright)
Henriksen: "I've got a lot to celebrate. I mean after all, seeing you two in chains?" Dean: "You kinky SoB. We don't swing that way." (Jus in Bello)
Dean: "Hey I've got a question for you. You've seen a lot of horror movies yeah?" Kat: "I guess so." Dean: "Do me a favor. Next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted, don't go in." (Asylum)
Dean: "I'll say it again. Demons I get. People are crazy." (The Benders)
Cas: "Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone." (On the Head of a Pin)
Sheriff: "I'm not sure you realize just how much trouble you're in here." Dean: "You talking misdemeanor kind of trouble or squeal like a pig kind of trouble?" (Pilot)
Dean: "People believe in Santa Claus. How come I'm not getting hooked up every Christmas?" Sam: "Because you're a bad person." (Hell House)
Dean: Did you bring quarters?" Sam: "Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies." Dean: "What are you talking about? I eat." (Houses of the Holy)
Dean: "What was that stuff? God, it was a**. It tasted like a**." Ruby: "It's witchcraft, short bus." Dean: "You're the short bus…short bus." (Malleus Maleficarum)
Sam: "You mean Carly's MySpace address?" Dean: "Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, I that like some sort of porn site?" (Crossroad Blues)
John: "You know you fight and fight for this family but the truth is they don't need you. Not like you need them." (Devil's Trap)
Dean: "Sam." Sam: "Yeah." Dean: "Too much information." Sam: "Hey I told you I was coming clean." Dean: "Yeah but now I feel dirty. Okay, well uh…brain-stabbing imagery aside so far all you've told me about is a manipulative b** who uh screwed you, played mind games with you, and did everything in the book to get you to go bad." Sam: "Yeah well there's more to the story." Dean: "Just…skip the nudity please." (I Know What You Did Last Summer)
Dean: "Before Dad died he…he told me something….something about you." Sam: "What?" Dean: "He said that he wanted me to watch out for you, to take care of you." Sam: "He told you that a million times." Dean: "No, this time was different. He said that I had to save you, that nothing else mattered, and that if I couldn't, I'd…" Sam: "You'd what Dean?" Dean: "That I'd have to kill you. He said I might have to kill you Sammy." (Hunted)
Dean: "Alright, let me tell you something. There are 2 things that I know for certain. 1. Bert and Ernie are gay. 2. You are not going to die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go." (F2bY&M)
Ellen: "Now Dean they say you can't protect your loved ones forever. Well I say screw that. What else is family for? He's in Lafayette, Indiana." (Hunted)
Dean: "How you feeling Sammy? I guess mixing whiskey and Jager wasn't such a gangbuster idea was it? I bet you don't remember a thing from last night do ya?" Sam: "Agh, I can still taste the tequila." Dean: "You know there's a really good hangover remedy. It's a greasy pork steak sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray." Sam: "Ah, I hate you." Dean: "I know you do."
Dean: "Do these tacos taste funny to you?" (Mystery Spot)
Dean: "Truth is I'm tired Sam and I don't know. It's like there's a light at the end of the tunnel." Sam: "It's hellfire Dean." (The Magnificent Seven)
Sarah: "You guys seem to be uncomfortably comfortable with this." Sam: "Well this isn't exactly the first grave we've dug. Still think I'm a catch?" (Provenance)
Sam: "Why did you let me fall asleep?" Dean: "Cuz I'm an awesome brother. What'd you dream about?" Sam: "Lollipops and candy canes." (Bloody Mary)
Dean: "Sam, when dad told me I might have to kill you it was only if I couldn't save you first. Now if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to save you." (Born Under a Bad Sign)
Dean: "Dude, I full on Swayze'd that mother." (In My Time of Dying)
Dean: "Hey you want some white meat, b**? I'm right here." (Wendigo)
Dean: "Ugly a** thing. You ask me, we're doing the art world a favor." (Provenance)
Bela: "You know when this is over, we should really have angry sex." Dean: "Don't objectify me." (Red Sky at Morning)
Dean: "See that attitude right there. That's why I always got the extra cookie." (Asylum)
Dean: "Man I look like one of the Blues Brothers." Sam: "No you don't. You look more like a 7th grader at his first dance." (Phantom Traveler)
Dean: "Here's the thing. When we were young, I pretty much pulled him from a fire and ever since then I've felt responsible for him. Like it's my job to keep him safe. I'm just afraid if we don't find him fast….please, he's my family." (The Benders)
Dean: "I've been doing some thinking and well, the thing is…I don't want to die. I don't want to go to hell." Sam: "Alright yeah, we'll find a way to save you." Dean: "Okay, good." (DaLDoM)
Sam: "You know maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. "Cause I mean, it kind of does." (Hollywood Babylon)
Sam: "Actually I do have a theory, sort of." Dean: "Hit me." Sam: "Well I'm thinking about fairy tales." Dean: "Oh that's…that's nice. You think about fairytales often?" (Bedtime Stories)
Sam: "You mind doing a little bit of thinking with your upstairs brain?" (Shadow)
Dean: "No chick flick moments." (Pilot)
Dean: "I'm going to stop the big bad wolf, which is the weirdest thing I've ever said." (Bedtime Stories)
Dean: "You cannot be in that crater back there. I can't…If you're gone, I swear I am going to strap my Beautiful Mind brother into the car and I'm going to drive us off the pier. You asked me how I was doing? Well not good. Now you said you'd be here. Where are you?" (Hello, Cruel World)
Dean: "You're not going to try to kill me are you?" Sam: "No." Dean: "Good cuz that would be awkward." (Asylum)
Dean: "Oh eat me. Oh no, no, no, wait, wait. You actually might. (The Benders)
Dean: "We hunt demons." Andy: "What?" Sam: "Dean." Dean: "Demons and spirits. Things your worst nightmares wouldn't even touch. Sam here he's my brother." Sam: "Dean, shut up." Dean: "I'm trying. He's psychic kind of like you. Well not really like you, but see he thinks you're a murderer and he's afraid he's going to become one himself because you're all part of something that's terrible. And I hope the hell that he's wrong but I'm starting to get a little scared that he might be right." (Simon Said)
Dean: "I'll tell you who I am. I'm the guy you never want to see again 'cause I'll make it out of here. Trust me. And the next time you see me, I'll be there to kill you." (Caged Heat)
Crowley: "There's a reason we don't call our chits in early…consumer confidence. This isn't Wall Street. This is hell. We have a little something called integrity." (Season 7, Time for a Wedding)



Round 1 -

Cas: "We need to talk." Dean: "I'm dreaming, aren't I?" Cas: "It's not safe here. Somewhere more private." Dean: "More private? We're inside my head." Cas: "Exactly. Someone could be listening." (The Rapture)
Dean: "I'm sorry man but what about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by night don't you understand? I mean werewolves are bada**. We haven't seen one since we were kids." Sam: "Okay Sparky, and you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland." (Heart)
Sam: "Dude, 2 burgers?" Dean: "I didn't eat at Big P's for like a year okay. Clear eyes, clogged arteries. Can't lose." (Bitten)
Dean: "See when I was your age I saw something real bad happen to my mom and I was scared too. I didn't feel like talking just like you, but see my mom, I know she wanted me to be brave. I think about that every day and I do my best to be brave." (Dead in the Water)
Dean: "You touch my brother, I'll kill you. I swear I will kill you all. I will kill you aaaallll!" (The Benders)
Jo: "Take it. It won't bite." Dean: "No but your mom might." (No Exit)
Dean: "That's it. Next time I get to watch the cute girl's house." (Hook Man)
Dean: "I think we're close to its lair." Sam: "Why do you say that?" Dean: "Because there's another puke-inducing pile near your face." (Skin)
Dean: "Your half-caf, double latte's getting cold over here Francis." (Hook Man)
Sam: "It's just an interesting observation is a, you know, observationally interesting way." (Route 666)
Sam: "Dean, It's Valentine's day. Your favorite holiday remember. I mean what do you always call it…uh, unattached drifter Christmas." (My Bloody Valentine)
Ava: "Am I okay?" Sam: "Yeah." Ava: "I just helped you steal some dead guy's confidential psych files. I'm awesome!" (Hunted)
Dean: "What's wrong with my food? Sam: "It's not food anymore. It's Darwinism." (Tall Tales)
Kat: "Why would anyone want a job like that?" Sam: "I had a cr** guidance counselor." (Asylum)
Sam: "My daddy shot your daddy in the head." (Born Under a Bad Sign)
Dean: "After you looked for me…did you look for me Sam? Good, that's good. Now we…we…always told each other not to look for each other. That's smart. Good for you. Of course we always ignored that because of our deep, abiding love for each other, but not this time right Sammy?" (We Need to Talk about Kevin)
Dracula: "Ah you have brought a repast, excellent. Continue to be of such service and your life will be spared." PG: "Uh huh, that will be $15.50." Dracula: "Tell me." Pizza Guy (PG): "Yeah." Dracula: "Is there garlic on this pizza?" PG: "I don't know. Did you order garlic?" Dracula: "No." PG: "Then no. Look mister I've got 4 other deliveries to make. You want to just pay me the money so I can go." Dracula: "Of course yes, but I have a coupon." (Monster Movie)
Dean: "Nobody's shooting my brother." Duane: "He's not going to be your brother much longer. You said it yourself." Dean: "Nobody's shooting anyone." Duane: "You were going to shoot me." Dean: "You don't shut your pie hole, I still might." (Croatoan)
Meg: "What was that?" Cas: "I learned that from the pizza man." Meg: "Well A+ for you. I feel so…clean. Okay, got to go." (Caged Heat)
Dean: "So little girl, shiny red apple…I'm guessing that mean something to you, fairytale boy." Sam: "I think it's Snow White." Dean: "Snow White, ah I saw that movie. Or the porn version anyway." (Bedtime Stories)
Kate: "Car trouble? Let me give you a lift. Take you back to my place." Dean: "I'll pass. I usually draw the line at necrophilia." (Dead Man's Blood)
Sam: "That's not school. That's Schoolhouse Rock." (Croatoan)
Sam: "Dude, dude, I'm not using this id." Dean: "Why not?" Sam: "Because it says bikini inspector on it." (Something Wicked)
Dean: "Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl that's not so buckets of crazy, huh?" (Shadow)
Dean: "I kinda have this problem with uh…" Sam: "Flying?" Dean: "It's never really been an issue until now." Sam: "You're joking right?" Dean: "Do I look like I'm joking? Why do you think I drive everywhere?" (Phantom Traveler)
Sam: "Bite me." Dean: "Bite her. Don't leave teeth marks though. Just enough to…" (Shadow)
Dean: "Try New Mexico. I hear he's on a tortilla." Cas: "No, he's not on any flatbread.." (Good God, Y'All)
Dean: "What's there to tell? She was wrong. There was nothing protecting her. There's no higher power. There's no God. I mean there's just chaos, and violence, and random unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere and rips you to shreds. You want me to believe in this stuff? I'm going to need to see some hard proof. You got any?" (Houses of the Holy)
Dean: "Mad cow? Wasn't that on Oprah?" Sam: "You watch Oprah?" (Bugs)
Dean: "So you lie to them." Sam: "No, I just don't tell them everything." Dean: "Yeah, that's called lying." (Skin)
Dean: "So I found something on…uh, Crazy Eyes McGee. Turns out you two knew each other." Sam: "What?" Dean: "Biblically. I just spoke to her roommate. I've got to say man, you really got around. I mean soulless or not, I'm actually kind of impressed." (Unforgiven)
Dean: "I figure our family's so screwed to hell maybe we can help some others. Makes things a little more bearable. I'll tell you what else helps, killing as many SoBs as I possibly can." (Wendigo)
Dean: "Thank God. I'm sorry Baby. I'll never leave you again. At least he left the keys in it." (Simon Said)
Dean: "Dude, I'm okay. I'm okay, okay. I swear the next person who asks me if I'm okay, I'm going to start throwing punches. These are your issues. Quit dumping them on me." Sam: "What are you talking about?" Dean: "I just think it's really interesting this sudden obedience you have to dad. It's like 'oh what would dad want me to do?' Sam you spent your entire life slugging it out with that man. I mean hell you picked a fight the last time you ever saw him, and now you want to make it right? Well I'm sorry Sam, but you can't. It's too little, too late." (Everybody Loves a Clown)
Dean: "Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a salt ring and get inside." Ed: "Inside your duffel bag?" Dean: "In the salt, you idiot." (Ghostfacers)
Andy: "Give me a minute. I'm still working through 'Demons are real." (AHBL1)
Dean: "Dude, stow the touchy-feely self-help yoga cr**. It's not helping." (Phantom Traveler)
Dean: "I think you p** off my sandwich." (How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters)
Dean: "Don't get mad at me. Don't you do that. You know I had to. I had to look out for you. That's my job." Sam: "And what do you think my job is?" Dean: "What?" Sam: "You save my life over and over. I mean you sacrifice everything for me. Don't you think I'd do the same for you. You're my big brother. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you. And I don't care what it takes, I'm going to get you out of this. I guess I've got to save your a** for a change." (AHBL2)
Sam: "This has got to be a whole new low for us." (Nightmare)
Lucifer: "Oh no, that's every cell phone Dean's got. One of them should've picked up right? Big brother's probably dead." Sam: "Shut up." Lucifer: "He said, 'Shut up,' to me." (Repo Man)
Dean: "Well Paul sure knows how to pick 'em, huh? It's like Fatal Attraction all over again. And why's the rabbit always get screwed in the deal? Poor little guy." (Malleus Maleficarum)
Dean: "He full-on Obi Wan-ed me." (Simon Said)
Sam: "Does this look like swimming pool weather to you, Dean? It's practically Canadian." (Hollywood Babylon)
Sam: "Dean back from the dead. Getting to be a regular thing for you isn't it? Like a cockroach." Dean: "How about I smack that smarta** right out of your mouth?" Sam: "Oh careful now, wouldn't want to bruise this fine packaging." (Born Under a Bad Sign)
Bobby: "Well they're not like the Loch Ness monster, Dean. Dragons aren't real." Dean: "Could you make a few calls?" Bobby: "To who? Hogwarts?" (Like a Virgin)
Crowley: "Castiel, last time we spoke you…well enslaved me. I'm confused. Why aren't you dead?" Cas: "I…don’t know." Crowley: "Well do you want to be 'cause I can help with that." (SotF)
Dean: "So to recap, the only useful intel we've scored so far is the bartender's number." (Shadow)
Dean: "Dude, how many Tuesdays did you have?" (Mystery Spot)
Dean: "That's ectoplasmm. Sam I think I know what we're dealing with here…the Stay Puffd Marshmallow Man." (No Exit)
Dean: "Did it look cool like in the movies?" Sam: "You peed yourself." Dean; "Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control of his bladder? Come on." (Mystery Spot)
Dean: "You were kind of like the blonde chick on the Munsters." (Bugs)
Dean: "You and me and dad, I want us to be together again. I want us to be a family again." Sam: "Dean we are a family. I'd do anything for you, but things will never be the way they were before." Dean: "Could be." Sam: "I don't want them to be." (Shadow)
Dean: "I'm not gonna quit. It's not even an option. I'm not gonna walk out on my brother." (Adventures in Babysitting)
Dean: "We are so screwed." (Nightshifter)
Dean: "I'm in the middle of nowhere with a killer truck on my a**." (Route 666)
Molly: "Thank God." Dean: "They call me Dean." (Roadkill)
Dean: "For your sake I hope you're lying because if it's true I swear to God, I will march into hell myself and I will slaughter each and every one of you evil SoBs so help me God." (Devil's Trap)
Sam: "We've got work to do." (Pilot)
Ash: "All business up front. Party in the back." (Everybody Loves a Clown)
Sam: "Just try to relax." Dean: "Just try to shut up." (Phantom Traveler)
Dean: "Empathy, Sam. Empathy." (CYHiYB)
Dean: "Because I'm the oldest which means I'm always right." Sam: "No it doesn't." Dean: "Yeah, it totally does." (Something Wicked)
Dean: "Tell me. Bambi or Yogi ever hunt you back?" (Wendigo)
Aaron: "What? Do you two just break in wherever you go?" Dean: "Yeah well our dad wanted us to have a solid career to fall back on just in case this hunter thing didn't pan out." (EHH)
Dean: "Sammy, I've got this one. I'll do it." Sam: "She asked me to." Dean: "You don't have to." Sam: "Yes I do. Please, just wait here." (Heart)
Andrea: "It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pick-up line." (Dead in the Water)
Lucas: "Zeppelin rules!" (Dead in the Water)
Dean: "Oh God, we're not going to have to hug or anything are we?" (Dead in the Water)
Dean: "Alright but first I want to find that handsome devil and kick the holy cr** out of him." (Skin)
Sam: "Oh my life was so simple, just school, exams, papers on polycentric cultural norms." Dean: "So I guess I saved you from a boring existence." Sam: "Yeah occasionally I miss boring." Dean: "Alright so this killer truck…" Sam: "I miss conversations that didn't start with this killer truck." (Route 666)
Dean: "Hey am I boring you with this hunting evil thing?" (Home)
Dean: "Call you. Are you kidding me? Dad I called you from Lawrence alright. Sam called you when I was dying. I mean getting you on the phone? I've got a better chance at winning the lottery." (Salvation)
Dean: "Am I speaking a language you're not getting here?" (Route 666)
Bobby: "You know what else? I get a pedicure once in a while…this nice Vietnamese joint." Dean: "Okay. Okay please stop." Bobby: "This one gal, Nhung Phuong - her name means Velvet Phoenix - tiny thing, but the grip on her. She starts on my toes and I feel like I am gonna…" Dean: "Whoa, whoa! Hey come on man…now I'm scarred for life. Thank you." (You Can't Handle the Truth)
Dean: "Well look at me, I mean I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars right? No bullet wounds, knife cuts, none of the off-angle fingers from all of the breaks. I mean my hide is as smooth as a baby's bottom, which leads me to conclude, sadly, that my virginity is intact." Sam: "What?" Dean: "I've been rehymenated." Sam: "Please Dean, maybe angels can pull you out of hell, but no one could do that. Dean: "Brother, I have been rehymenated and the dude will not abide." (Monster Movie)
Neighbor: "You don't know about Dean? THE Dean, best night of my life Dean?" Neighbor2: "No, tell me." N1: "OMG, so they had this crazy, semi-legal…." (The Kids are Alright)
Dean: "You know my brother could give you this puppy dog look and you'd just buy right into it." (Scarecrow)
Bobby: "A little holy water in the beer. Sam never would have noticed. But then you're not Sam, are ya? Don't try to con a con man." (Born Under a Bad Sign)
Dean: "Chow time you freaky b**. Yeah that's right. Bring it on baby. I taste good." (Wendigo)
Dean: "I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it." (Scarecrow)
Dean: "What's a PA?" Sam: "I think they're kinda like slaves." (Hollywood Babylon)
Dead Guy: "Wait. Will you tell me what it all means?" Dean: "Everything is dust in the wind." Guy: "That's it? A Kansas song?" Tessa: "Sorry. He's new." (Appointment in Samarra)
Dean: "That's got to be like what 600 years bad luck?" (Bloody Mary)
Bobby: "The hell it isn't. Family don't end with blood boy. Besides, you need me. (No Rest for the Wicked)
Sam: "Huh…well." Dean: "No. Say it and I will kill you, your children, and your grandchildren." Sam: "Okay, okay." Dean: "He didn't mean it Baby." (What's Up Tiger Mommy?)
Dean: "Vampires. It gets funnier every time I hear it." (Dead Man's Blood)
Dean: "The only thing that makes me more nervous than a p** off spirit is the p** off spirit of a psycho killer." (Asylum)
Ed: "WWBD…What would Buffy do?" Harry:" I know but Ed, she's stronger than me." (Hell House)
Dean: "That's my boy." (Provenance)
Dean: "You're the same thing only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I've been squashing my whole life…an ugly, evil, belly to the ground, supernatural piece of cr**. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego." (The End)
Sam: "Anonymous tip." Dean: "You're a fine upstanding citizen Sam." (Hunted)
Sam: "You ready to go Dean?" Dean: "Not yet. I guess this is goodbye. Well it's been real." (Dean punches Gordon.) Dean: "Ok now I'm good. We can go." (Bloodlust)
Dean: "Well he's not stupid. He picked the handsome one." (Skin)
Dean: "Woo listen to her purr! Have you ever heard anything so sweet?" Sam: "You know if you two want to get a room just let me know Dean." Dean: "Don't listen to him Baby. He doesn't understand us." (Bloodlust)
Sam: "Kids are the best? You don't even like kids." Dean: "I love kids." Sam: "Name 3 children that you even know." (Dead in the Water)
Gordon: "Well lighten up a little Sammy." Sam: "He's the only one who gets to call me that." (Bloodlust)
Dean: "Dude." Sam: "Yeah?" Dean: "Where's the pie?" (Are You There God? It's Me, Dean Winchester)
Dean: "Gumby Girl…does that make me Pokey." (The Kids are Alright)
Michael: "You take care of your little brother? You'd do anything for him?" Dean: "Yeah I would." (Something Wicked)
Dean: "I can't do this man. I can't live on rabbit food. I'm…I'm a warrior." (There Will be Blood)
Dean: "Man I'm telling you…give me 5 minutes with some clippers and…" Sam: "Ah shut up." (Pac-Man Fever)
Dean: "Hey Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?" (Asylum)
Missouri: "Boy you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm a whack you with a spoon." (Home)
Sam: "Hey I think maybe you're around and if you are, don't make fun of me for this but…um, well there's one way we can talk." Dean: "Oh you've got to be kidding me." Sam: "Dean? Dean are you here?" Dean: "God I feel like I'm at a slumber party. Alright Sam, this isn't going to work…I'll be damned." Sam: "It's good to hear from you man. It hasn't been the same without you, Dean." Dean: "Damn straight." (In My Time of Dying)
Dean: "What the hell was that for?" CD: "Sealing a deal." Dean: "I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with demon tongue." (Crossroad Blues)
Sam: "I don't understand Dean. We burned the damn thing." Dean: "Yeah, thank you Captain Obvious." (Provenance)
Kevin: "What the hell happened to you?" Dean: "The Cliff Notes? I went to Purgatory. Sam hit a dog." (We Need to Talk about Kevin)
Sam: "Yeah? When I told dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45." (Pilot)
Crowley: "Listen to Moose, Squirrel." (What's Up Tiger Mommy?)
Sam: "You know we could get day jobs once in awhile." Dean: "Hunting's our day job and the pay is cr**." Sam: "Yeah but hustling pool? Credit card scams? It's not the most honest thing in the world Dean." Dean: "Well let's see. Honest. Fun and easy. It's no contest. Besides we're good at it. It's what we were raised to do." (Bugs)
Dean: "Ugh! The thought of him driving my car." Sam: "Oh come on." Dean: "It's killing me." Sam: "Let it go." (Skin)
Dean: "You got a neighbor named Mr. Rodgers?" Sarge: "Not anymore." (Croatoan)
Dean: "It's kind of wild right? I mean it's like they're coming right for us. Never done that before. It's like we've got a contract on us. Think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause we're so awesome." (Jus in Bello)
Sarah: "Look I'm not saying I'm not scared because I am scared as hell but…I'm not going to run and hide either. So are we going or what?" Dean: "Sam, marry that girl." (Provenance)
Dean: "Bowhunting's an important skill." (Bugs)
Dean: "Alright let's do this. Move fast." Sam: "Wait, wait, wait. What's the plan exactly." Dean: "Don't die." (Time After Time)
Dean: "Where's our father Meg?" Meg: "You didn't ask very nice." Dean: "Where's our father b**?" (Devil's Trap)
Dean: "Our family's not cursed. We've just had our dark spots." Sam: "Our dark spots are pretty dark." Dean: "You're dark." (Nightmare)
Demon Dean: "You can't escape me Dean. You're going to die and this…this is what you're going to become." (Dream a Little Dream of Me)
John: "I'm surprised at you Sammy. Why didn't you kill it? I thought we saw eye to eye on this. Killing this demon comes first. Before me, before everything." Sam: "No sir, not before everything." (Devil's Trap)
Sam: "Huh, honestly that thought hadn't occurred to me." Dean: "Well it honestly didn't occur to me. I'm going to kill him." (Route 666)
Dean: "Follow the creepy brick road." (Roadkill)
Bobby: "Idjits." (Death's Door)
Dean: "Do I look like Paris Hilton?" (Bloody Mary)
Dean: "Oh I normally don't get this friendly until the second date but…" Kate: "You know we could have some fun. I always like to make new friends." Dean: "Oh sorry, I can only stay with a chick that long. Definitely not eternity." (Dead Man's Blood)
Dean: "Ugh, I hate rats." Sam: "You'd rather it was a ghost?" Dean: "Yes." (Hell House)