Supernatural - Quotes Contest - Results

UPDATED - Sept. 9, 2013

Quotes Out of the Contest:


Round 6 -

Dean: "This book, this is Dad's single most valuable possession. Everything he knows about every evil thing is in here and he's passed it on to us. I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. You know…saving people, hunting things - the family business." (Wendigo)
Sam: "I lost my shoe." (Bad Day at Black Rock)
Sam: "Yeah because I've been following you around my entire life. I mean I've been looking up to you since I was 4 Dean. Studying you, trying to be just like my big brother. So yeah I know you. Better than anyone else in the entire world and this is exactly how you act when you're terrified. And I mean I can't blame you. It's just…" Dean: "What?" Sam: "It's just I wish you would drop the show and be my big brother again cuz…just cuz." (Fresh Blood)
Dean: "Sam, come on. Oh Sam. Sam, Sam hey. Hey come here. Come here. Let me have a look at you. Oh hey look. Believe me it's not even that bad. It's not even that bad alright. Sammy. Sam! Hey, listen to me. We're going to patch you up okay. You're going to be as good as new. Huh. I'm going to take care of you. I going to take care of you. I've got you. It's my job right. Watch out for my pain in the a** little brother. Sam. Sam. Sam. Sammy! No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh God. Sam!" (AHBL1)



Round 5 -

Dean: 'I'm gonna say this one time: you make a move on him, you'll be dead before you hit the ground. Do you understand me? I mean, do I make myself clear?" (Croatoan)
Dean: "All of them…everyone you saved, everyone Sammy and I saved. They're all dead, and there's this woman…haunting me. I don't know why. I don't know what the connection is, not yet ayway. It's like my old life is like coming after me or something, like it doesn't want me to be happy. Course I know what you'd say…well not the you that played softball, but you'd say, 'Go hunt the djinn. It put you here. It can put you back. Your happiness over all those people's lives…no contest.' Right? But why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero? What about us huh? Mom's not supposed to live her life, Sammy's not supposed to get married? Why do we have to sacrifice everything dad? It's…yeah." (WiaWSNB)
Sam: "Um we need to think Dean. Wha…what do we know of that has…uh, Jason Bourne fighting skills, dies a lot, and has a history with violent women?" Dean: "I don't know. You." (RtT)
Dean & Sam in tandem: "Right, you're a mind reader. Cut it out Sam. Sam. You think you're being funny but you're being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up…OK, ok, enough." (Mystery Spot)
Dean: "I'm Batman." Sam: "Yeah, you're Batman." (Bad Day at Black Rock)
Dean: "You fudgin' touch me again, I'll fudgin' kill you." (A Very Supernatural Christmas)
Dean: "Nothing. It's just an angel and a demon riding in the back seat. It's like the setup to a bad joke, or a Penthouse forum letter." Sam: "Dude, reality. Porn." Dean: "You call this reality?" (Heaven and Hell)
Sam: "At least I'm not afraid of flying." Dean: "Planes crash." Sam: "And apparently clown kill." (Everybody Loves a Clown)



Round 4 -

Sam: "What the hell happened to you?" Cas: "I found a liquor store." Sam: "And?" Cas: "And I drank it." (99 Problems)
Dean: "You know what, screw this." Sam: "Whoa, whoa, whoa Dean, come on." Dean: "No, I mean come on Sam, what are we doing?" Sam: "We're hunting a ghost." Dean: "A ghost? Exactly. Who does that?" Sam: "Us." Dean: "Us. Right, and that Sam…that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean come on, we hunt monsters. What the hell? I mean normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us. No, no, no, we…we search out things that want to kill us. Yeah, huh. Or eat us. You know who does that? Crazy people. We are insane. You know then there's the…the…the bad diner food and…and the skeevy motel rooms and then the truck stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean who wants this life Sam? Huh, seriously. I mean do you actually like being stuck in a car with me 8 hours a day every single day. I don't think so. I mean I drive too fast and I listen to the same 5 albums over and over and over again. And…and…and I…I sing along. I'm annoying. I know that. And you, you're gassy. You eat half a burrito and you get toxic. I mean you what, you can forget it." Sam: "Whoa Dean, where are you going?" Dean: "Stay away from me Sam okay because I am done with it. I'm done with the monsters and…and…and…and the hell hounds and the ghost sickness and the damn Apocalypse. I'm out. I'm done. I quit." (Yellow Fever)
Sam: "You humming Metallica?" Dean: "It calms me down." (Phantom Traveler)
Dean: "You know it's kind of funny talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's kind of like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped." Cas: "This isn't funny Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes." (The End)
Sam: "I am smart and so are you. You're not a grunt, Dean. You're a genius. When it comes to lore, to…you're the best damn hunter I have ever seen. Better than me. Better than dad. I believe in you Dean, so please, please believe in me too." (Trial and Error)
Dean: "You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your a**." Sam: "I don't think that's funny." Dean: "Ah c'mon, it's a little bit funny." (Faith)
Sam: "Oh hey Chuck, look if you really want to publish more books I guess that's okay with us." Chuck: "Wow, really?" Sam: "No, not really. We have guns and we'll find you." (TRG)
Crowley: "Don't worry about…what? Like Lucifer didn't worry, or Michael, or Lilith or Alastair or Azazel didn't worry? Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn't underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?" (The Man who Would be King)
Dean: "Just hold on, hold on. You seriously think that because none of it…none of it is true. Listen man, I know we've had our disagreements. Okay hell I know I've said some junk that's set you back on your heels, but Sammy come on. I killed Benny to save you. I'm willing to let this b** and all the SoB's that killed mom walk because of you. Don't you dare think that there is anything past or present that I would put in front of you. It has never been like that…ever! I need you to see that. I'm begging you." (Sacrifice)
Dean: "B**." Sam: "What're you calling me a b** for?" Dean: "You’re supposed to say jerk." Sam: "What?" Dean: "Never mind." (What is and What Should Never Be)
Dean: "My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women…and I did not kill anyone, but I know who did or rather what did. Of course I can't be for sure since our investigation was interrupted, but our working theory is that we're looking for some kind of vengeful spirit. (The Usual Suspects)
Bobby: "Well congrats. You discovered it. You get to name it." Dean: "Jefferson Starships…because they're horrible and hard to kill." (Mommy Dearest)
Dean: "Hey don't forget the extra onions this time, huh?" Sam: "Dude, I'm the one who's going to have to ride in the car with your extra onions." Dean: "Hey see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie." (AHBL1)
Sam: "You know me. You know why. I'm not leaving my brother alone out there." (The Man who Knew Too Much)
Dean: "I've got a year to live, Sam. I'd like to make the most of it, so what do you say we kill some evil SoB's and we raise a little hell, huh?" (The Magnificent Seven)
Cas: "I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition." (Lazarus Rising)


Round 3 -

Sam: "Well we're not dealing with the anti-Claus." Dean: "What'd Bobby say?" Sam: "Uh, that we're morons." (A Very SPN Christmas)
Sam: "You're bossy." Dean: "What?" Sam: "You're bossy….and short." (Playthings)
Dean: "You know she could be faking." Sam: "Yeah, what do you want to do? Poke her with a stick…Dude, you're not going to poke her with a stick." (Playthings)
Dean: "I reiterate, freaking insane. Oh check it out. There's actually fans. There's not many of them, but still did you read this?" Sam: "Yep." Dean: "Although for fans they sure do complain a lot." (The Monster at the End of this Book)
Sam: "Dean, always with the scissors." (Heart)
Dean: "Get out of the car." Sam: "I'm going with you." Dean: "You're just going to slow me down." Sam: "Tough." Dean: "This is dangerous and you could get hurt." Sam: "Yeah and so could you, Dean." Dean: "Sam…" Sam: "Look whatever stupid thing you're about to do, you're not doing it alone and that's that." (WiaWSNB)
Dean: "You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and that they shoot rainbows out of their a**." Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?" (Houses of the Holy)
Sam: "Hey Dean, I'm sorry." Dean: "For what?" Sam: "Ah you know, I've really given you a lot of cr** for always following dad's orders but I know why you do it." Dean: "Oh God, kill me now." (Something Wicked)
Henriksen: "You think you're funny?" Dean: "I think I'm adorable." (Folsom Prison Blues)
John: "Take your brother outside as fast as you can. Don't look back. Now Dean! Go!" (Pilot)
Dean: "Dude, you fugly." (Scarecrow)
Dean: "That fabric softener teddy bear. Ooh, I'm gonna hunt that little b** down." (Faith)
Dean: "Can I shoot her?" Sam: "Not in public." (Red Sky at Morning)
Dean: "Don't be afraid of the dark? What? Are you kidding me? Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what's out there!" (Pilot)
Sam: "But I want you to know I'm here for you, you brave little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here. You're too precious for this world." (Tall Tales )
John: "Shut up all of you. Look not another word or so help me I will turn this car around." Dean: "Wow. Awkward family road trip." Sam: "No kidding." (The Song Remains the Same)
Dean: "Dude you were out…and making some serious happy noises. Who were you dreaming about?" Sam: "What? No one. Nothing." Dean: "Come on, you can tell me. Angelina Jolie?" Sam: "No." Dean: "Brad Pitt?" Sam: "No, no." (Dream a Little Dream of Me)
Dean: "Sam, you and dad…you're the most important people in my life, and now…I never should have come back, Sam. It wasn't natural and now look what's come of it. I was dead and I should have stayed dead. You wanted to know how I was feeling…well that's it. So tell me, what could you possibly say to make that alright?" (Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things)
Dean: "Believe in that. Believe me okay? You've got to believe me. You've got to make it stone number one and build on it. You understand?" (Hello, Cruel World)
Sam: "You know it's comforting." Dean: "What's that?" Sam: "I died for a year, came back, and you're still not funny." Dean: "Shut up. I'm hilarious." (Like a Virgin)
Dean: "I would die for him in a second but I won't let him do this to himself. I can't. I guess I found my line. I won't let my brother turn into a monster." (When the Levee Breaks)
Sam: "Okay look, yesterday was Tuesday right? But today is Tuesday too." Dean: "Yeah no…good. You're totally balanced." (Mystery Spot)
Dean: "Sammy, wherever you are, Mom's a babe! I'm going to hell. Again." (In the Beginning)
Dean: "Pudding!" Nurse: "Alright, come on you two." Dean: "Crazy works." (Sam, Interrupted)
Sam: "Does it bother you at all how easily you seem to fit in here?" Dean: "No, not really." (Folsom Prison Blues)
Henriksen: "I shot the sheriff." Dean: "But you didn't shoot the deputy." (Jus in Bello)
Dean: "Because you've got 1 advantage that Max didn't have." Sam: "Dad? Because dad's not here Dean." Dean: "No, me. As long as I'm around nothing bad is going to happen to you." (Nightmare)
Dean: "I'm not going to die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot." (Faith)
Dean: "Fight the fairies! You fight those fairies! Fight the fairies!" (Clap Your Hands if You Believe)
Sam: "You built a panic room?" Bobby: "I had a weekend off." Dean: "You're awesome." (Are You There God? It's Me, Dean Winchester)
Dean: "Guess what you do next? 'Sam turned his back on Dean, his face brooding and pensive.' I mean I don't know how he's doing it but this guy is doing it. I can't see your face but those are definitely your brooding and pensive shoulders. You just thought I was a d**." Sam: "Guy's good." (The Monster at the End of this Book)
Dean: "Well that's because you're a freak." Sam: "Yeah thanks." Dean: "Well I'm a freak too. I'm right there with you all the way." Sam: "Yeah I know you are." (Skin)



Round 2 -

Dean: "I like him. He says okie dokey." (Nightshifter)
Dean: "I hate witches. They're always spewing their bodily fluids everywhere." Sam: "Pretty much." Dean: "It's creepy. You know it's downright unsanitary." (Malleus Maleficarum)
Dean: "Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days." (Pilot)
Sam: Hey dad, whatever happened to that college fund?" John: "I spent it on ammo." (Dead Man's Blood)
121. Sam: "You're my brother and I still love you. Boop!" (Sam, Interrupted)
Sam: "Dean, this is a very serious investigation. We don't have time for any of your blah blah blah blah." (Tall Tales)
Sam: "What kind of house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks." (Provenance)
Dean: "So you know what? As far as I'm concerned, it's a gift horse and I'm not looking for teeth. I'm sending Death a damn fruit basket." (Like a Virgin)
Dean: "Oh sweetheart, I don't do shorts." (Wendigo)
Dean: "SOB. My father was an obsessed b**. All that cr** he dumped on me about protecting Sam, that was his cr**. He's the one who couldn't protect his family. He's the one who let mom die, who wasn't there for Sam. I always was. He wasn't there. I didn't deserve what he put on me and I don't deserve to go to hell." (Dream a Little Dream of Me)
Sam: "Dude, it's a burger." Dean: "It's a treasure." (We Need to Talk about Kevin)
Dean: "Dad, I know I've left you messages before. I don't even know if you get them. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence and there's something in our old house. I don't know if it's the thing that killed mom or not, but I don't know what to do so whatever you're doing, if you could get here. Please, I need your help dad." (Home)
Cas: "You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell. I can throw you back in." (Are You There God? It's Me, Dean Winchester)
Dean: "What do you think Scully? You want to check it out?" Sam: "I'm not Scully. You're Scully." Dean: "No, I'm Mulder. You're a red-headed woman." (The Usual Suspects)
Dean: "I can't do this alone." Sam: "Yes you can." Dean: "Well I don't want to." (Pilot)
Dean: "You mean like protection against demons salt or oops I spilled the popcorn salt?" (Dead Man's Blood)
Sam: "You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?" Dean: "Dude, could you be more gay? Don't answer that." (Bedtime Stories)
Linda: "We accept home owners of all race, religion, color, or sexual orientation." Dean: "Right. Um, I'm going to go talk to Larry. Okay honey?" (Bugs)
RoboSam: "Close encounter? What kind? Third kind already? You'd better run man. I think the fourth kind is a butt thing." (Clap Your Hands if You Believe)
Sam: "I have these nightmares." Dean: "I've noticed." Sam: "And sometimes they come true." Dean: "Come again?" (Home)
Sam: "Listen to me Bobby. If there's only one working part that's enough. We're not just going to give up on…" Bobby: "Okay, you've got it." (In My Time of Dying)
Dean: "How I feel…inside me…I wish I couldn't feel anything Sammy. I wish I couldn't feel a damn thing." (Heaven and Hell)
Dean: "You're like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness." (Roadkill)
Dean: "Man you've held out on me. This college thing is awesome." Sam: "This wasn't really my experience." Dean: "Let me guess…libraries, studying, straight A's? What a geek!?" (Hook Man)
Sam: "I kind of can't believe it Dean. I mean our whole lives…everything has been prepping for this, and now I…I kind of don't know what to say." Dean: "I do. That was for our mom, you SoB."(AHBL2)
Dean: "Great. Well we'll just bust in, drag the kids out, torch them on the front lawn. That'll play great with the neighbors." (The Kids are Alright)
Henriksen: "I've got a lot to celebrate. I mean after all, seeing you two in chains?" Dean: "You kinky SoB. We don't swing that way." (Jus in Bello)
Dean: "Hey I've got a question for you. You've seen a lot of horror movies yeah?" Kat: "I guess so." Dean: "Do me a favor. Next time you see one, pay attention. When someone says a place is haunted, don't go in." (Asylum)
Dean: "I'll say it again. Demons I get. People are crazy." (The Benders)
Cas: "Uriel's the funniest angel in the garrison. Ask anyone." (On the Head of a Pin)
Sheriff: "I'm not sure you realize just how much trouble you're in here." Dean: "You talking misdemeanor kind of trouble or squeal like a pig kind of trouble?" (Pilot)
Dean: "People believe in Santa Claus. How come I'm not getting hooked up every Christmas?" Sam: "Because you're a bad person." (Hell House)
Dean: Did you bring quarters?" Sam: "Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies." Dean: "What are you talking about? I eat." (Houses of the Holy)
Dean: "What was that stuff? God, it was a**. It tasted like a**." Ruby: "It's witchcraft, short bus." Dean: "You're the short bus…short bus." (Malleus Maleficarum)
Sam: "You mean Carly's MySpace address?" Dean: "Yeah, MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, I that like some sort of porn site?" (Crossroad Blues)
John: "You know you fight and fight for this family but the truth is they don't need you. Not like you need them." (Devil's Trap)
Dean: "Sam." Sam: "Yeah." Dean: "Too much information." Sam: "Hey I told you I was coming clean." Dean: "Yeah but now I feel dirty. Okay, well uh…brain-stabbing imagery aside so far all you've told me about is a manipulative b** who uh screwed you, played mind games with you, and did everything in the book to get you to go bad." Sam: "Yeah well there's more to the story." Dean: "Just…skip the nudity please." (I Know What You Did Last Summer)
Dean: "Before Dad died he…he told me something….something about you." Sam: "What?" Dean: "He said that he wanted me to watch out for you, to take care of you." Sam: "He told you that a million times." Dean: "No, this time was different. He said that I had to save you, that nothing else mattered, and that if I couldn't, I'd…" Sam: "You'd what Dean?" Dean: "That I'd have to kill you. He said I might have to kill you Sammy." (Hunted)
Dean: "Alright, let me tell you something. There are 2 things that I know for certain. 1. Bert and Ernie are gay. 2. You are not going to die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go." (F2bY&M)
Ellen: "Now Dean they say you can't protect your loved ones forever. Well I say screw that. What else is family for? He's in Lafayette, Indiana." (Hunted)
Dean: "How you feeling Sammy? I guess mixing whiskey and Jager wasn't such a gangbuster idea was it? I bet you don't remember a thing from last night do ya?" Sam: "Agh, I can still taste the tequila." Dean: "You know there's a really good hangover remedy. It's a greasy pork steak sandwich served up in a dirty ashtray." Sam: "Ah, I hate you." Dean: "I know you do."
Dean: "Do these tacos taste funny to you?" (Mystery Spot)
Dean: "Truth is I'm tired Sam and I don't know. It's like there's a light at the end of the tunnel." Sam: "It's hellfire Dean." (The Magnificent Seven)
Sarah: "You guys seem to be uncomfortably comfortable with this." Sam: "Well this isn't exactly the first grave we've dug. Still think I'm a catch?" (Provenance)
Sam: "Why did you let me fall asleep?" Dean: "Cuz I'm an awesome brother. What'd you dream about?" Sam: "Lollipops and candy canes." (Bloody Mary)
Dean: "Sam, when dad told me I might have to kill you it was only if I couldn't save you first. Now if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to save you." (Born Under a Bad Sign)
Dean: "Dude, I full on Swayze'd that mother." (In My Time of Dying)
Dean: "Hey you want some white meat, b**? I'm right here." (Wendigo)
Dean: "Ugly a** thing. You ask me, we're doing the art world a favor." (Provenance)
Bela: "You know when this is over, we should really have angry sex." Dean: "Don't objectify me." (Red Sky at Morning)
Dean: "See that attitude right there. That's why I always got the extra cookie." (Asylum)
Dean: "Man I look like one of the Blues Brothers." Sam: "No you don't. You look more like a 7th grader at his first dance." (Phantom Traveler)
Dean: "Here's the thing. When we were young, I pretty much pulled him from a fire and ever since then I've felt responsible for him. Like it's my job to keep him safe. I'm just afraid if we don't find him fast….please, he's my family." (The Benders)
Dean: "I've been doing some thinking and well, the thing is…I don't want to die. I don't want to go to hell." Sam: "Alright yeah, we'll find a way to save you." Dean: "Okay, good." (DaLDoM)
Sam: "You know maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie because they think it sucks. "Cause I mean, it kind of does." (Hollywood Babylon)
Sam: "Actually I do have a theory, sort of." Dean: "Hit me." Sam: "Well I'm thinking about fairy tales." Dean: "Oh that's…that's nice. You think about fairytales often?" (Bedtime Stories)
Sam: "You mind doing a little bit of thinking with your upstairs brain?" (Shadow)
Dean: "No chick flick moments." (Pilot)
Dean: "I'm going to stop the big bad wolf, which is the weirdest thing I've ever said." (Bedtime Stories)
Dean: "You cannot be in that crater back there. I can't…If you're gone, I swear I am going to strap my Beautiful Mind brother into the car and I'm going to drive us off the pier. You asked me how I was doing? Well not good. Now you said you'd be here. Where are you?" (Hello, Cruel World)
Dean: "You're not going to try to kill me are you?" Sam: "No." Dean: "Good cuz that would be awkward." (Asylum)
Dean: "Oh eat me. Oh no, no, no, wait, wait. You actually might. (The Benders)
Dean: "We hunt demons." Andy: "What?" Sam: "Dean." Dean: "Demons and spirits. Things your worst nightmares wouldn't even touch. Sam here he's my brother." Sam: "Dean, shut up." Dean: "I'm trying. He's psychic kind of like you. Well not really like you, but see he thinks you're a murderer and he's afraid he's going to become one himself because you're all part of something that's terrible. And I hope the hell that he's wrong but I'm starting to get a little scared that he might be right." (Simon Said)
Dean: "I'll tell you who I am. I'm the guy you never want to see again 'cause I'll make it out of here. Trust me. And the next time you see me, I'll be there to kill you." (Caged Heat)
Crowley: "There's a reason we don't call our chits in early…consumer confidence. This isn't Wall Street. This is hell. We have a little something called integrity." (Season 7, Time for a Wedding)



Round 1 -

Cas: "We need to talk." Dean: "I'm dreaming, aren't I?" Cas: "It's not safe here. Somewhere more private." Dean: "More private? We're inside my head." Cas: "Exactly. Someone could be listening." (The Rapture)
Dean: "I'm sorry man but what about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by night don't you understand? I mean werewolves are bada**. We haven't seen one since we were kids." Sam: "Okay Sparky, and you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland." (Heart)
Sam: "Dude, 2 burgers?" Dean: "I didn't eat at Big P's for like a year okay. Clear eyes, clogged arteries. Can't lose." (Bitten)
Dean: "See when I was your age I saw something real bad happen to my mom and I was scared too. I didn't feel like talking just like you, but see my mom, I know she wanted me to be brave. I think about that every day and I do my best to be brave." (Dead in the Water)
Dean: "You touch my brother, I'll kill you. I swear I will kill you all. I will kill you aaaallll!" (The Benders)
Jo: "Take it. It won't bite." Dean: "No but your mom might." (No Exit)
Dean: "That's it. Next time I get to watch the cute girl's house." (Hook Man)
Dean: "I think we're close to its lair." Sam: "Why do you say that?" Dean: "Because there's another puke-inducing pile near your face." (Skin)
Dean: "Your half-caf, double latte's getting cold over here Francis." (Hook Man)
Sam: "It's just an interesting observation is a, you know, observationally interesting way." (Route 666)
Sam: "Dean, It's Valentine's day. Your favorite holiday remember. I mean what do you always call it…uh, unattached drifter Christmas." (My Bloody Valentine)
Ava: "Am I okay?" Sam: "Yeah." Ava: "I just helped you steal some dead guy's confidential psych files. I'm awesome!" (Hunted)
Dean: "What's wrong with my food? Sam: "It's not food anymore. It's Darwinism." (Tall Tales)
Kat: "Why would anyone want a job like that?" Sam: "I had a cr** guidance counselor." (Asylum)
Sam: "My daddy shot your daddy in the head." (Born Under a Bad Sign)
Dean: "After you looked for me…did you look for me Sam? Good, that's good. Now we…we…always told each other not to look for each other. That's smart. Good for you. Of course we always ignored that because of our deep, abiding love for each other, but not this time right Sammy?" (We Need to Talk about Kevin)
Dracula: "Ah you have brought a repast, excellent. Continue to be of such service and your life will be spared." PG: "Uh huh, that will be $15.50." Dracula: "Tell me." Pizza Guy (PG): "Yeah." Dracula: "Is there garlic on this pizza?" PG: "I don't know. Did you order garlic?" Dracula: "No." PG: "Then no. Look mister I've got 4 other deliveries to make. You want to just pay me the money so I can go." Dracula: "Of course yes, but I have a coupon." (Monster Movie)
Dean: "Nobody's shooting my brother." Duane: "He's not going to be your brother much longer. You said it yourself." Dean: "Nobody's shooting anyone." Duane: "You were going to shoot me." Dean: "You don't shut your pie hole, I still might." (Croatoan)
Meg: "What was that?" Cas: "I learned that from the pizza man." Meg: "Well A+ for you. I feel so…clean. Okay, got to go." (Caged Heat)
Dean: "So little girl, shiny red apple…I'm guessing that mean something to you, fairytale boy." Sam: "I think it's Snow White." Dean: "Snow White, ah I saw that movie. Or the porn version anyway." (Bedtime Stories)
Kate: "Car trouble? Let me give you a lift. Take you back to my place." Dean: "I'll pass. I usually draw the line at necrophilia." (Dead Man's Blood)
Sam: "That's not school. That's Schoolhouse Rock." (Croatoan)
Sam: "Dude, dude, I'm not using this id." Dean: "Why not?" Sam: "Because it says bikini inspector on it." (Something Wicked)
Dean: "Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl that's not so buckets of crazy, huh?" (Shadow)
Dean: "I kinda have this problem with uh…" Sam: "Flying?" Dean: "It's never really been an issue until now." Sam: "You're joking right?" Dean: "Do I look like I'm joking? Why do you think I drive everywhere?" (Phantom Traveler)
Sam: "Bite me." Dean: "Bite her. Don't leave teeth marks though. Just enough to…" (Shadow)
Dean: "Try New Mexico. I hear he's on a tortilla." Cas: "No, he's not on any flatbread.." (Good God, Y'All)
Dean: "What's there to tell? She was wrong. There was nothing protecting her. There's no higher power. There's no God. I mean there's just chaos, and violence, and random unpredictable evil that comes out of nowhere and rips you to shreds. You want me to believe in this stuff? I'm going to need to see some hard proof. You got any?" (Houses of the Holy)
Dean: "Mad cow? Wasn't that on Oprah?" Sam: "You watch Oprah?" (Bugs)
Dean: "So you lie to them." Sam: "No, I just don't tell them everything." Dean: "Yeah, that's called lying." (Skin)
Dean: "So I found something on…uh, Crazy Eyes McGee. Turns out you two knew each other." Sam: "What?" Dean: "Biblically. I just spoke to her roommate. I've got to say man, you really got around. I mean soulless or not, I'm actually kind of impressed." (Unforgiven)
Dean: "I figure our family's so screwed to hell maybe we can help some others. Makes things a little more bearable. I'll tell you what else helps, killing as many SoBs as I possibly can." (Wendigo)
Dean: "Thank God. I'm sorry Baby. I'll never leave you again. At least he left the keys in it." (Simon Said)
Dean: "Dude, I'm okay. I'm okay, okay. I swear the next person who asks me if I'm okay, I'm going to start throwing punches. These are your issues. Quit dumping them on me." Sam: "What are you talking about?" Dean: "I just think it's really interesting this sudden obedience you have to dad. It's like 'oh what would dad want me to do?' Sam you spent your entire life slugging it out with that man. I mean hell you picked a fight the last time you ever saw him, and now you want to make it right? Well I'm sorry Sam, but you can't. It's too little, too late." (Everybody Loves a Clown)
Dean: "Ed, listen to me. There's some salt in my duffel. Make a salt ring and get inside." Ed: "Inside your duffel bag?" Dean: "In the salt, you idiot." (Ghostfacers)
Andy: "Give me a minute. I'm still working through 'Demons are real." (AHBL1)
Dean: "Dude, stow the touchy-feely self-help yoga cr**. It's not helping." (Phantom Traveler)
Dean: "I think you p** off my sandwich." (How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters)
Dean: "Don't get mad at me. Don't you do that. You know I had to. I had to look out for you. That's my job." Sam: "And what do you think my job is?" Dean: "What?" Sam: "You save my life over and over. I mean you sacrifice everything for me. Don't you think I'd do the same for you. You're my big brother. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you. And I don't care what it takes, I'm going to get you out of this. I guess I've got to save your a** for a change." (AHBL2)
Sam: "This has got to be a whole new low for us." (Nightmare)
Lucifer: "Oh no, that's every cell phone Dean's got. One of them should've picked up right? Big brother's probably dead." Sam: "Shut up." Lucifer: "He said, 'Shut up,' to me." (Repo Man)
Dean: "Well Paul sure knows how to pick 'em, huh? It's like Fatal Attraction all over again. And why's the rabbit always get screwed in the deal? Poor little guy." (Malleus Maleficarum)
Dean: "He full-on Obi Wan-ed me." (Simon Said)
Sam: "Does this look like swimming pool weather to you, Dean? It's practically Canadian." (Hollywood Babylon)
Sam: "Dean back from the dead. Getting to be a regular thing for you isn't it? Like a cockroach." Dean: "How about I smack that smarta** right out of your mouth?" Sam: "Oh careful now, wouldn't want to bruise this fine packaging." (Born Under a Bad Sign)
Bobby: "Well they're not like the Loch Ness monster, Dean. Dragons aren't real." Dean: "Could you make a few calls?" Bobby: "To who? Hogwarts?" (Like a Virgin)
Crowley: "Castiel, last time we spoke you…well enslaved me. I'm confused. Why aren't you dead?" Cas: "I…don’t know." Crowley: "Well do you want to be 'cause I can help with that." (SotF)
Dean: "So to recap, the only useful intel we've scored so far is the bartender's number." (Shadow)
Dean: "Dude, how many Tuesdays did you have?" (Mystery Spot)
Dean: "That's ectoplasmm. Sam I think I know what we're dealing with here…the Stay Puffd Marshmallow Man." (No Exit)
Dean: "Did it look cool like in the movies?" Sam: "You peed yourself." Dean; "Of course I peed myself. Man gets hit by a car, you think he has full control of his bladder? Come on." (Mystery Spot)
Dean: "You were kind of like the blonde chick on the Munsters." (Bugs)
Dean: "You and me and dad, I want us to be together again. I want us to be a family again." Sam: "Dean we are a family. I'd do anything for you, but things will never be the way they were before." Dean: "Could be." Sam: "I don't want them to be." (Shadow)
Dean: "I'm not gonna quit. It's not even an option. I'm not gonna walk out on my brother." (Adventures in Babysitting)
Dean: "We are so screwed." (Nightshifter)
Dean: "I'm in the middle of nowhere with a killer truck on my a**." (Route 666)
Molly: "Thank God." Dean: "They call me Dean." (Roadkill)
Dean: "For your sake I hope you're lying because if it's true I swear to God, I will march into hell myself and I will slaughter each and every one of you evil SoBs so help me God." (Devil's Trap)
Sam: "We've got work to do." (Pilot)
Ash: "All business up front. Party in the back." (Everybody Loves a Clown)
Sam: "Just try to relax." Dean: "Just try to shut up." (Phantom Traveler)
Dean: "Empathy, Sam. Empathy." (CYHiYB)
Dean: "Because I'm the oldest which means I'm always right." Sam: "No it doesn't." Dean: "Yeah, it totally does." (Something Wicked)
Dean: "Tell me. Bambi or Yogi ever hunt you back?" (Wendigo)
Aaron: "What? Do you two just break in wherever you go?" Dean: "Yeah well our dad wanted us to have a solid career to fall back on just in case this hunter thing didn't pan out." (EHH)
Dean: "Sammy, I've got this one. I'll do it." Sam: "She asked me to." Dean: "You don't have to." Sam: "Yes I do. Please, just wait here." (Heart)
Andrea: "It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pick-up line." (Dead in the Water)
Lucas: "Zeppelin rules!" (Dead in the Water)
Dean: "Oh God, we're not going to have to hug or anything are we?" (Dead in the Water)
Dean: "Alright but first I want to find that handsome devil and kick the holy cr** out of him." (Skin)
Sam: "Oh my life was so simple, just school, exams, papers on polycentric cultural norms." Dean: "So I guess I saved you from a boring existence." Sam: "Yeah occasionally I miss boring." Dean: "Alright so this killer truck…" Sam: "I miss conversations that didn't start with this killer truck." (Route 666)
Dean: "Hey am I boring you with this hunting evil thing?" (Home)
Dean: "Call you. Are you kidding me? Dad I called you from Lawrence alright. Sam called you when I was dying. I mean getting you on the phone? I've got a better chance at winning the lottery." (Salvation)
Dean: "Am I speaking a language you're not getting here?" (Route 666)
Bobby: "You know what else? I get a pedicure once in a while…this nice Vietnamese joint." Dean: "Okay. Okay please stop." Bobby: "This one gal, Nhung Phuong - her name means Velvet Phoenix - tiny thing, but the grip on her. She starts on my toes and I feel like I am gonna…" Dean: "Whoa, whoa! Hey come on man…now I'm scarred for life. Thank you." (You Can't Handle the Truth)
Dean: "Well look at me, I mean I came back from the furnace without any of my old scars right? No bullet wounds, knife cuts, none of the off-angle fingers from all of the breaks. I mean my hide is as smooth as a baby's bottom, which leads me to conclude, sadly, that my virginity is intact." Sam: "What?" Dean: "I've been rehymenated." Sam: "Please Dean, maybe angels can pull you out of hell, but no one could do that. Dean: "Brother, I have been rehymenated and the dude will not abide." (Monster Movie)
Neighbor: "You don't know about Dean? THE Dean, best night of my life Dean?" Neighbor2: "No, tell me." N1: "OMG, so they had this crazy, semi-legal…." (The Kids are Alright)
Dean: "You know my brother could give you this puppy dog look and you'd just buy right into it." (Scarecrow)
Bobby: "A little holy water in the beer. Sam never would have noticed. But then you're not Sam, are ya? Don't try to con a con man." (Born Under a Bad Sign)
Dean: "Chow time you freaky b**. Yeah that's right. Bring it on baby. I taste good." (Wendigo)
Dean: "I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it." (Scarecrow)
Dean: "What's a PA?" Sam: "I think they're kinda like slaves." (Hollywood Babylon)
Dead Guy: "Wait. Will you tell me what it all means?" Dean: "Everything is dust in the wind." Guy: "That's it? A Kansas song?" Tessa: "Sorry. He's new." (Appointment in Samarra)
Dean: "That's got to be like what 600 years bad luck?" (Bloody Mary)
Bobby: "The hell it isn't. Family don't end with blood boy. Besides, you need me. (No Rest for the Wicked)
Sam: "Huh…well." Dean: "No. Say it and I will kill you, your children, and your grandchildren." Sam: "Okay, okay." Dean: "He didn't mean it Baby." (What's Up Tiger Mommy?)
Dean: "Vampires. It gets funnier every time I hear it." (Dead Man's Blood)
Dean: "The only thing that makes me more nervous than a p** off spirit is the p** off spirit of a psycho killer." (Asylum)
Ed: "WWBD…What would Buffy do?" Harry:" I know but Ed, she's stronger than me." (Hell House)
Dean: "That's my boy." (Provenance)
Dean: "You're the same thing only bigger. The same brand of cockroach I've been squashing my whole life…an ugly, evil, belly to the ground, supernatural piece of cr**. The only difference between them and you is the size of your ego." (The End)
Sam: "Anonymous tip." Dean: "You're a fine upstanding citizen Sam." (Hunted)
Sam: "You ready to go Dean?" Dean: "Not yet. I guess this is goodbye. Well it's been real." (Dean punches Gordon.) Dean: "Ok now I'm good. We can go." (Bloodlust)
Dean: "Well he's not stupid. He picked the handsome one." (Skin)
Dean: "Woo listen to her purr! Have you ever heard anything so sweet?" Sam: "You know if you two want to get a room just let me know Dean." Dean: "Don't listen to him Baby. He doesn't understand us." (Bloodlust)
Sam: "Kids are the best? You don't even like kids." Dean: "I love kids." Sam: "Name 3 children that you even know." (Dead in the Water)
Gordon: "Well lighten up a little Sammy." Sam: "He's the only one who gets to call me that." (Bloodlust)
Dean: "Dude." Sam: "Yeah?" Dean: "Where's the pie?" (Are You There God? It's Me, Dean Winchester)
Dean: "Gumby Girl…does that make me Pokey." (The Kids are Alright)
Michael: "You take care of your little brother? You'd do anything for him?" Dean: "Yeah I would." (Something Wicked)
Dean: "I can't do this man. I can't live on rabbit food. I'm…I'm a warrior." (There Will be Blood)
Dean: "Man I'm telling you…give me 5 minutes with some clippers and…" Sam: "Ah shut up." (Pac-Man Fever)
Dean: "Hey Sam, who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt, or you?" (Asylum)
Missouri: "Boy you put your foot on my coffee table, I'm a whack you with a spoon." (Home)
Sam: "Hey I think maybe you're around and if you are, don't make fun of me for this but…um, well there's one way we can talk." Dean: "Oh you've got to be kidding me." Sam: "Dean? Dean are you here?" Dean: "God I feel like I'm at a slumber party. Alright Sam, this isn't going to work…I'll be damned." Sam: "It's good to hear from you man. It hasn't been the same without you, Dean." Dean: "Damn straight." (In My Time of Dying)
Dean: "What the hell was that for?" CD: "Sealing a deal." Dean: "I usually like to be warned before I'm violated with demon tongue." (Crossroad Blues)
Sam: "I don't understand Dean. We burned the damn thing." Dean: "Yeah, thank you Captain Obvious." (Provenance)
Kevin: "What the hell happened to you?" Dean: "The Cliff Notes? I went to Purgatory. Sam hit a dog." (We Need to Talk about Kevin)
Sam: "Yeah? When I told dad I was scared of the thing in my closet, he gave me a .45." (Pilot)
Crowley: "Listen to Moose, Squirrel." (What's Up Tiger Mommy?)
Sam: "You know we could get day jobs once in awhile." Dean: "Hunting's our day job and the pay is cr**." Sam: "Yeah but hustling pool? Credit card scams? It's not the most honest thing in the world Dean." Dean: "Well let's see. Honest. Fun and easy. It's no contest. Besides we're good at it. It's what we were raised to do." (Bugs)
Dean: "Ugh! The thought of him driving my car." Sam: "Oh come on." Dean: "It's killing me." Sam: "Let it go." (Skin)
Dean: "You got a neighbor named Mr. Rodgers?" Sarge: "Not anymore." (Croatoan)
Dean: "It's kind of wild right? I mean it's like they're coming right for us. Never done that before. It's like we've got a contract on us. Think it's because we're so awesome? I think it's 'cause we're so awesome." (Jus in Bello)
Sarah: "Look I'm not saying I'm not scared because I am scared as hell but…I'm not going to run and hide either. So are we going or what?" Dean: "Sam, marry that girl." (Provenance)
Dean: "Bowhunting's an important skill." (Bugs)
Dean: "Alright let's do this. Move fast." Sam: "Wait, wait, wait. What's the plan exactly." Dean: "Don't die." (Time After Time)
Dean: "Where's our father Meg?" Meg: "You didn't ask very nice." Dean: "Where's our father b**?" (Devil's Trap)
Dean: "Our family's not cursed. We've just had our dark spots." Sam: "Our dark spots are pretty dark." Dean: "You're dark." (Nightmare)
Demon Dean: "You can't escape me Dean. You're going to die and this…this is what you're going to become." (Dream a Little Dream of Me)
John: "I'm surprised at you Sammy. Why didn't you kill it? I thought we saw eye to eye on this. Killing this demon comes first. Before me, before everything." Sam: "No sir, not before everything." (Devil's Trap)
Sam: "Huh, honestly that thought hadn't occurred to me." Dean: "Well it honestly didn't occur to me. I'm going to kill him." (Route 666)
Dean: "Follow the creepy brick road." (Roadkill)
Bobby: "Idjits." (Death's Door)
Dean: "Do I look like Paris Hilton?" (Bloody Mary)
Dean: "Oh I normally don't get this friendly until the second date but…" Kate: "You know we could have some fun. I always like to make new friends." Dean: "Oh sorry, I can only stay with a chick that long. Definitely not eternity." (Dead Man's Blood)
Dean: "Ugh, I hate rats." Sam: "You'd rather it was a ghost?" Dean: "Yes." (Hell House)